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Santa ko koi mobile pe tang

Santa ko koi mobile pe tang karta tha
Santa ne new sim card kharid kar tang
karne wale ko sms kiya
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“Meine woh sim band kar diya hai,
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If number of guys proposing you

Dear Girls, If number of guys are proposing you, that DOESN’T mean you’re smart, sexy, desirable, hot or sunder. It simply means that guys think that you’re
tooooooooo easy to get, and everyone is trying their luck.
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Jab LADKI Facebook pe tumse baat na kare

Jab “LADKI” Facebook pe tumse baat na kare
to usse kaise baat karoge”
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Zara socho yaar.. ??
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Are yaar bahut simple hai
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Uske WALL pe likh do..
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How does blood reach your brain

Scientific Question For You..
How Does Blood Reach UR Brain?
Simple
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
Towards The Empty Space.  :D :P
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I am like Cellphone & you my SIM card

Wife : How much do you ‎#Love me ?
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Santa : I love U so much, I can't measure.
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Wife : No just tell me.... :/
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Santa : Okay, I am like a ‎#Cellphone
& you are my ‎#SIM card,
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Small Gestures of Care and Concern

Big and Heavy Doors swing easily on Small Hings…
Similarly All Big Relations are Alive and Steady
on Small Gestures of Care and Concern…
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FRIEND in different languages

FRIEND in different languages:
Persian: Rafiq
German: Freund
Latin: Amicus
Arabic: Sadiqi
Hindi: Dost
Punjabi: Yaar
Hebrew: Chaver
French: Ton Ami
Dutch: Vriend
Spanish: Amigo
For Me, just simply YOU!
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Friends are like Films

Friends are like #Films.
Some are Hilarious
Some are good Action
Some are really Romantic
And yet some are full of Tragedy
But a very few are like you, simply Non-Sense!
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FRIENDSHIP is a Sim

#FRIENDSHIP is A Sim,
Which Has No Activation Charges.
Free Incoming And Outgoing
With Roaming All Over The World
And It's Validity NEVER Ends.....
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Marry Happiness always Love yourself

Flirt with your #IDEAS;
Have a Fling with #INNOCENCE;
Romance with your #DREAMS;
Get engaged to #SIMPLICITY;
Marry #HAPPINESS;
Divorce your #EGO;
And always #LOVE yourself  :)
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