Santa ko koi mobile pe tang karta tha
Santa ne new sim card kharid kar tang
karne wale ko sms kiya
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“Meine woh sim band kar diya hai,View Full
Dear Girls,
If number of guys are proposing you,
that DOESN’T mean
you’re smart, sexy, desirable, hot or sunder.
It simply means that guys think that you’re
tooooooooo easy to get,
and everyone is trying their luck.View Full
Jab “LADKI” Facebook pe tumse baat na kare
to usse kaise baat karoge”
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Zara socho yaar.. ??
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Are yaar bahut simple hai
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Uske WALL pe likh do..View Full
Wife : How much do you #Love me ?
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Santa : I love U so much, I can't measure.
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Wife : No just tell me.... :/
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Santa : Okay, I am like a #Cellphone
& you are my #SIM card,View Full
FRIEND in different languages:
Persian: Rafiq
German: Freund
Latin: Amicus
Arabic: Sadiqi
Hindi: Dost
Punjabi: Yaar
Hebrew: Chaver
French: Ton Ami
Dutch: Vriend
Spanish: Amigo
For Me, just simply YOU!View Full
Friends are like #Films.
Some are Hilarious
Some are good Action
Some are really Romantic
And yet some are full of Tragedy
But a very few are like you, simply Non-Sense!View Full
#FRIENDSHIP is A Sim,
Which Has No Activation Charges.
Free Incoming And Outgoing
With Roaming All Over The World
And It's Validity NEVER Ends.....View Full
Flirt with your #IDEAS;
Have a Fling with #INNOCENCE;
Romance with your #DREAMS;
Get engaged to #SIMPLICITY;
Marry #HAPPINESS;
Divorce your #EGO;
And always #LOVE yourself :)View Full