Bade chir to akh si milayi

Bade chir to akh si milayi main....
Bade chir di si maarda try main......
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Yaaro iko dam shock jeha lageya
oh aida wada dukh de gayi...
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Ohnu puchheya main bade chaavan naal
oh already book keh gayi.... :(View Full

Boy What is 143

Boy : What is 143
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Girl : i love you
Boy : No
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Girl : i miss you
Boy : No
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Girl : i need you
Boy : No
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Girl : i kill you
Boy : No
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Girl : phir kya hai ?
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Taweez Daant ke Neechey Dabana

Aurat :- Mera Shohar Ghar Aatey Hi Mujhe
Maarna Peetna Shuru Kar Dete Hain,

Baba :- Woh Jaise Hi Ghar Aayen To Tum ye
''TAWEEZ'' apne Daant ke Neechey Dabaa Lena,
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~ After 5 days ~View Full

Pappu Madam mera bhi 1 sawal Hai

Double Meaning
Teacher Asked Pappu: Agar ped par 5 birds bethe ho,
aur tum 1 ko goli maar do  to kitne bach gaye.. ??
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Pappu:"Koi nahi, sab udd jayenge...
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Teacher:"Nahi, 4 bachenge,View Full

Boys on bike Triple riding banned

Kaminey Friends..
4 Boys on bike...
Police:  Triple riding is banned aur tum 4 baithe ho.. ??
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Boys shocked
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Looks behind..
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And says:- Saalo kamino 5va kaha gir gya.. ??View Full

Boy to Girl Aapka Naam Kya Hai

Super Chat >>>
Boy: Hi
Girl: Hlo
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Boy: Aapka Naam Kya Hai ?
Girl: palak... what's urs?
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Boy: Paneer ;)

BLOCKED :P
Boy ROCK'Z GIRL shockzzzView Full

Dad watching ‎Fashion TV and Son Came

Dad watching ‎#Fashion TV...
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Suddenly Son Came...
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DAD : Gareeb Ladkiya Hai Bechari
Dekho Bechariyo ko
Kapde Khareedne Ke Liye Bhi Paise Nahi Hai... !!!
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Son : Iss Se Bhi Gareeb ChahiyeView Full

Kaam Karte Waqt Kiss Na Kiya Karo

Wife Apne Husband Se Boli:"
Dekho Ji , Kaam Karte Waqt Mere
Ko Kiss-Wiss Na Kiya Karo..
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Tabhi Kaamwali Bai Boli: " Madam Ji,
Achchhi Tarah Se Samjha Do,View Full

Wife to Husband Mujhe Talaq Chahiye

Wife to Husband
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Wife : Mein Tangg Aa Gayi Hu
Roz ki Kit Kit Se
Mujhe Talaq Chahiye
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Husband : Ye Lo #Chocolate Khaao.
Wife. ( Romantically ) Mana Rahe Ho Mujhe..
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Husband : Nahi Re PagliView Full

India got first position in world survey

In a World Survey ...
Europe got last Position
America got 2nd last position
and...........
INDIA got first Position ..........
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Dont get shocked ......
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pta hai je SURVEY kis cheez ka tha?
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