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Apki shadi judwa behan se ho jaye to

1 talent test me puchha gaya
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agr apki shadi judwa behan mein se
kisi ek ke sath ho jaye
to aap apni wife ko kaise pehchanoge ??
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Best Ans. - Hum Kyun Pehchaane? xD :P
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Change The Indian Society

OUR INDIAN SOCIETY :
1) Akeli ladki mile to EVE-TEASING/RAPE kar do...
par apni behan ko koi dekh bhi le to
IZZAT/MAAN/ SAMMAN ki baat karte hai log.... 2) Beti ko DOWRY k liye Zinda
jala diya jaye to chup raho...
par beti/beta apni marzi se
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Oversmart Girls insulted by boys

2 ladke 2 ladkiyon ka picha kar rhe the
dono ladkiyon ne market se #Rakhi kharidi
aur dono ko rakhi bandh di
dono ladke ek doosre ki tarf dekhne lage aur bole
Tu meri behn se shadi kar le mein teri behn se shadi kar leta hun.. :D
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Hamari Dosti ka no end

School ki dosti 12th class tak
Universty ki Dosti Final year tak
Office ki dosti Retirement tak
Lover ke dosti shadi tak
But..
Hamari Dosti aap se 30-Feb tak
Kyun Ke..
Na kabhi 30 Feb aayegi
Aur na hamari dosti ka end hoga...
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Humse Dosti Karne Wale

Pyar Karne Wale Pagal Ho Jate Hai,
Shadi Karne Wale Sharabi Ho Jate Hai,
Talaak Lene Wale Devdas Ho Jate Hai,
Aur
Humse Dosti Karne Wale Bindas Ho Jate Hai...
 
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Jaake Apni Bhains Charaye

Shadi Mein DJ Ne Announce Kiya:
Jisko #Dance Nahi Karna,
Wo Jaake Apni Bhains Charaye.

Santa (Apni Wife Jeeto Se):
Chalo #Darling, Khana Khate Hein!!! :D :P
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Kyunki Valentine Kareeb Hai

Aakhon Mein #Noor Hai,,,
#Chehre Pe #Suroor Hai;
Koi Mange Mera Number 
To De Dena,
Kyun Ki
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#Valentine Kareeb
Aur Meri #Shadi Abhi Door Hai... :D :P
Happy Valentine's Day!
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