Propose kar rahi hai ya adopt kar rahi hai

GIRL- My janu, My baby,
Mera Baccha, My Sweetu, My golu..
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Kya tum mujhse shadi karoge?
Bol mela baby...
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BOY- Arre kamini, propose kar rahi hai
ya adopt kar rahi hai.? lol :D :PView Full

Jaldbazi mein shadi karoge to

Arz kiya hai Jaldbazi mein shadi karoge
Sara jivan bigaad loge
Wah Wah !
Jaldbazi mein shadi karoge
Sara jivan bigaad loge
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Soch samajh ke karoge
To bhi kya ukhaad loge... Wah Wah ! :D :PView Full

Mera 10 ladkiyo ke saath affair raha

Shadi ke mandap mein
ladka ladki se Bola:
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Mera 10 ladkiyo ke saath affair raha tha..! .
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Ladki sharmate hue boli:
Mujhe Pata tha
Jab Kundli Mili hai
to Character to milange hi..!!! ;) :D :PView Full

Kaun sa Tyre Puncture Tha

4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari Nahi Ki,
Unho Ne 1 plan Banaya Aur Wo Agle Din Principal Ko Bole:
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Sir Ham Shadi Mein Gaye The,
Raste Me Gaadi Ka Tyre Puncture Ho Gaya,
Ham Saari Raat Dhakka Lagate Rahe,
Is Liye Padh Nahi Sake,
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Meri Shadi Kisi Molvi Se Hi Karao

1 Ladki Jannat Mein Gayi
To Farishton Se Boli
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Meri Shadi Kisi Molvi Se Hi Krayo
Farishta: Sabr Kar Le Bibi
Pehle Kisi Molvi Ko Jannat Mein Aane To De :DView Full

Ek Conductor Ki Shadi Ho Rahi Thi

Ek Conductor Ki Shadi Ho Rahi Thi
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Jab Dulhan Pheron Ke Waqt
Uske Paas Aakar Baithi
To Vo Bola :-
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Thoda Paas Ho Ke Baith,
Ek Sawari Aur Baith Sakti Hai.... :D :PView Full

Waqt kabhi kisi ka gulam nahi hota

HEART TOUCHING STORY :
1 ladka 1 ladki ko bahut chahta tha,
Ladka : mai tumse shadi karna chahta hu,
Ladki : tum jitna mahine me kamate ho, utna mera 1 din ka
kharcha hai, so mujhe bhul jao
Ladka waha se chala jata hai. :(
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Rajnikanth playing DJ in daughter marriage

Rajnikanth Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mein
Khud D.J. Bana..
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Adhe Ghante Baad Shadi Ki Party Mein
Aasman Se Ek UFO (UddanTashta ri) Utri

Usme Se Ek Alien Bahar Aaya Aur
Hath Jod Ke Rajnikant Se Bola,
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Kya karein in pyare dosto ka

Kya kare in pyare-pyare dosto ka..
Jo dheere-dheere hame bhula rahe hain
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kabhi kiya karte the dheron msg
Aaj ek-ek paisa apni shadi ke liye bacha rahe hain.. :DView Full

Santa ne bank loan pe car li

Santa ne bank loan pe 1 car li,
Loan nahi chuka paya to
bank wale car utha kar le gaye,
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Udas Santa-
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pehle pata hota to
shadi bhi loan leke karta :P :DView Full