Ik Akkh Hanju Te Ik Akh Supna

Ik Akkh Hanju Te Ik Akh Supna,
Vich Tardi Ai Teri Tasvir Channa,
Na Hanju Suke Na Supne Muke,
Doven Lainde Ne Hum Tera Nam Channa,

Tere Ishk Da Jadu Hun Sir Charhia,
Takdi Rehndi Mai Teri Muhar Channa,
Kol Ho Ke Vi Mere Ton Dur Hoven,View Full

Pappu Madam mera bhi 1 sawal Hai

Double Meaning
Teacher Asked Pappu: Agar ped par 5 birds bethe ho,
aur tum 1 ko goli maar do  to kitne bach gaye.. ??
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Pappu:"Koi nahi, sab udd jayenge...
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Teacher:"Nahi, 4 bachenge,View Full

Koi itna pyar kaise kar sakta hai

Ek Ladke ne ek Ladki ko propose
kiya through msg..
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Msg padhne ke baad
Ladki ne 2 din mein uss se shadi karli
Ye sochkar ki koi itna sara pyar kaise kar sakta hai..
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Socho ladke ne kya likha hoga msg mein.??
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Apni Girlfriend ki shadi mein

Apni girlfriend ki shadi mein ja ke ehsaas hua..
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Ki...
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khana accha ho to Mohababt bhi feeki
lagti hai..View Full

Ladka I Love U bolta hai

Girl: Papa 1 Ladka baar baar ‘I Love U’ bolta hai,
kya karun?

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Father: Beta us se shadi kar le,
Zindagi mein agar dubara bol de to mera Naam badal dena :DView Full

Aapki shadi ho gayi

Boss: Aapki shadi ho gayi.. ??
Pappu: Haanji, 1 ladki se hui hai.
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Boss: Shadi to ladki se hi hoti hai.
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Pappu: Naa ji
meri behan ki to ladke se hui hai... o.O :o :pView Full

Bhagwan meri shadi katrina se kara do

Pappu: Bhagwan meri shadi katrina se kara do _/\_
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Bhagwan: Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai,
tu kharcha kar payega.. ??
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Pappu: Koi upay bhagvan
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Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat.. :v :PView Full

Yaar tum ne shadi Kyun ki

Santa - Yaar tum ne shadi Kyun ki ?
Banta - khushiya aur sukh pane ke liye..
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Santa - Arrey phir Talaak Kyuny le rahe ho ?
Banta - khoi hui khushiya aur sukh pane ke liyeView Full

Maa Main ‪Pappu se hi SHADi Karungi

GirL: Maa Main ‪#‎PAPPU‬ Se Hi SHADi Karungi,
Wo Bahut AmEEr Hai
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Maa: Tujhe Kaise Pata?
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GirL: Uske Kapdon Se Din bhar
PETROL Ki Khushboo Aati Rehti Hai.!!! lolView Full

Shadi Se Pehle Kitne Boyfriend The

Shadi Ke Baad Pati Ne Pucha:
Tumhare Shadi Se Pehle Kitne Boyfriend The?
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Wife Ne 1 Lifafa Dia,
Jisme Chawal Ke Kuch Dane Aur 200Rs. The
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Pati : Ye Kya?
Wife : Mai Jab Bhi Boyfriend Banati ThiView Full