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Ladkiyon ke darr ajeeb hote hain

Ladkiyon ke darr bhi ajeeb hote hain
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Bheed mein ho to Logo ka darr :)
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Akele mein ho to sunsaan raaho ka darr... :P
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Garmi mein ho to paseene se bheegne ka
darr (-_-)
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Yeh raahein ishq ki hain

Yeh raahein ishq ki hain, hoti nahi aasan,
mushkil hota hai, vaadon ko nibhaa pana,
woh shakash bhala mera, kya saath nibhaayega,
mausam ke saath jisne, seekha hai badal jana..
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I will PASS if Topic is You

I AM BAD in ENGLISH
BUT
I can tell you
that I LOVE YOU. I am BAD in GEOGRAPHY BUT
I can tell you
that you LIVE in my HEART… I am BAD in HISTORY
BUT I can REMEMBER
When i FIRST saw you. I am BAD in CHEMISTRY
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World's Best Feeling When We See Paper

World's Best Feeling...
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It Comes When We See
A Very Wonderful Question Paper In Examinations Hall
And We Smile At Each Other And Say: 
Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar... :P :O :D ;)
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Kisi ne MAA Se Sawal Kiya

Kisi ne "MAA" Se Sawal Kiya Ke Agar
Aapke Qadmo Se Jannat Le Li Jaye or
Apse Kaha Jaye Ki Kuch or Manglo...
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To Aap Khuda Se Kya Mangogi... ??
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To "MAA" Ne Bahut Khubsurat
Jawab Diya Ki Mein Apni Aulaad Ka
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You always carry my photo in your handbag

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
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The secret to a long lasting relationship

The secret to a long lasting relationship is two people:
Working together;
Standing together;
Wanting together;
Being together and seeing the future together!
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Boys and girls 1st meeting mein

Boys and girls 1st meeting mein kya sochte hain:
Girl: kitna seedha hai.
Boy:  kya maal hai.
Girl:  nice behaviour.
Boy:  kaash patt jaye.
Girl:  dressing zabardast hai.
Boy:  skirt, top mein aur hot lagegi.
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Because really I Love You

Sometimes I think about you and stop talking,
Everybody say me then I'm Dumb.
Sometimes I close my eyes and see you on dream,
Everybody say me then I'm Blind.
Sometimes I be crazy for you
and everybody say me I'm mad
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About Me koi believe hi nahi karta

About Me:
Age 2 Yrs..Nurse ko laat mari…
Age 3 Yrs..Papa ki whisky ki bottle khaali
Age 4 Yrs..ghar walon ki naak mein dum.
Age 5 Yrs..Neighbours ki bell Baja ke bhagaaa..
Age 6 Yrs..school mein Teacher ko line mari..
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