Santa In Cinema Hall

Santa Cinema Hall Mein
First Time Movie Dekhne Ke Liye Gya.
Santa : 1 Ticket Plz..
Counter Girl : Sorry Sir, Itz.. #HouseFull..
Santa : Ohh!! Chalo Koyi baat Nhi
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Aap Aisa Karo #Pendrive Mein Daal Do.View Full

Girls numbers in mobile

Jeeto checked Santa's mobile
and found all girls numbers saved in the following order:
New Bird
Neighbour Bird
Old Bird
Upstair Bird
Hospital Bird
Insurance Bird
College Bird
Super Market BirdView Full

Jaake Apni Bhains Charaye

Shadi Mein DJ Ne Announce Kiya:
Jisko #Dance Nahi Karna,
Wo Jaake Apni Bhains Charaye.

Santa (Apni Wife Jeeto Se):
Chalo #Darling, Khana Khate Hein!!! :D :PView Full

Why Santa Claus always man

Why #Santa_Claus is always a man?
Because...
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No woman will wear
the same dress
year after year for same occasion :D :PView Full

Jaldi Uthne Ki Aadat

Santa walks into Pappu's room at 5 AM:
Very Good Beta!!!
Roz 5 Baje Uthne Ki Aadat Daalo.
Pappu: Haan Papa,
Main Bass Sone Hi Ja Raha Hun,
Sham Ko 5 Baje Utha Dena !!! :D :PView Full

Bandook Aur Kaartus

Pulse Polio team ghar aayee…
Santa (bibi se): Bandook aur Kaartus kahan hain…?? team bhaagi,
peechhe se Santa ne aawazj di, ruko, oye ruko
ye hamaare bachcho ke naam hain.!!!View Full

Santa Calls Customer Care

Santa Calls on customer care.
Santa: Hello

Executive: Ji Main Aarti Bol Rahi Hun.
Santa: Aarti Baad Mein Sunana,
Pehle, Meri Problem Ko Solve Kar Do :D :PView Full

Want to be a millionaire

Santa: I want to be a millionaire,
just like my #Grandfather.

Banta: Your Grandfather was a millionaire?
Santa: No, He also wanted to be a millionaire! 😜😂View Full