Marry you next year

Santa proposed a Girl ;
Girl said: I am 1 year elder to U.
Santa said : Oye no problem soniye
I'll marry u next year... :D :PView Full

Meaning of PHSD

Manager: What is Your Qualification..?
Santa: Sir I Am PHSD.

Manager: What Do U Mean By PHSD..?
Santa: Passed Hight School With Difficulty..!View Full

Abhi To Poster Aaya Hai

Drunk Santa reaches home pretty late night.
Jeeto: Pee ke Aaya Hai?
Santa: Nahi. Abhi To Poster Aaya Hai.
Movie December Mein Aayegi !!! :D :PView Full

Paper leak ho gaya hai

Santa jab exam dene gya
to wo apne saath plumber ko bhi le gya..?
Kyun? Kyunki Santa ko khabar mili thi
ki paper leak ho gaya hai.... :D :PView Full

Who was chandra gupta morya

Height of guessing an answer……

Teacher – Who was chandra gupta morya.

Santa – he was cousin of
ganpati bappa morya….!!! :D :PView Full

Santa going for Lion hunt

Santa GUN lekar darwaze ke paas khada tha.
Santa's wife: Why R U standing there

Santa:-Sher(Lion) ka shikaar karne ja rha hu.
Wife: To jao na khade kyo ho?
Santa:-kaise jau! :/
bahar #KUTTA khada hai...  :DView Full

2 rupee mein rickshaw

Santa rickshaw wale ko..
Yaar mujhe bus stand takk le jao
do(2) rupee mein..
rickshaw wala:- Sahib 2 rupee mein kaun jata hai ???
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Santa:- Tu piche baith
main tujhe le k chalta hun :-D ;-)View Full

Khet mein radio lekar

Santa radio lekar khet mein potty karne gya.
Ghar waapis aane par:-
BANTA : aaj to maje se ki hogi....!
SANTA: kya khaak maje se ki... :/
Radio pe jana gana mana chalu ho gaya.
BANTA: to?
SANTA: To kya...
khade khade hi karni padi.View Full

Santa on wedding night

#Shaadi Ki Raat #Santa Ko Samjh Nahin Aaya
Ki Baat Shuru Kaise Ki Jaaye.
Aadha Ghanta Beet Gya Kamre Mein Sannata...
Thoda Khansne Ke Baad Santa Apni Patni Se Bola:-
Aapke Ghar Walon Ko Pata Hai
Ki Aap Aaj Yahin Rukengi... :D :PView Full

Kisi Se ‪Pyar‬ Hua Hai?

Banta: Santa,
Tere Ko Kisi Se ‪#‎Pyar‬ Hua Hai? Santa: Haan Yaar,
Par Wo Maanti Hi Nahi. Banta: Kya Kehti Hai?
Santa: Kehti Hai - I ‪#‎Love‬ you 2.
Pata Nahi Sala Yeh Doosra Kaun Hai....View Full