Hansne Ki Aawazein Kyun Aati Hain

Ek baar Santa ka padosi Usse puchta hai k
Tere ghar se hamesha hansne ki aawazein kyu
aati rehti hain...??!
#Santa Replied:
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Meri biwi mujhe joote se maarti hai...
lag jaaye to wo hasti hai,View Full

Santa ki Wife in Red Saari

Santa ki Wife ka Rang Kala tha...
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Ek Din Santa ki biwi ne Red Saree
Pehan Ke Pucha: Mein Kaisi
Dikh Rahi Hu?
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Santa: Jaise Kajal Ki Factory main
aag lag gai ho. :DView Full

Santa went to a public toilet

Santa went to a public toilet
and got out after 1 hour. The sweeper asked for 20 rupees. Santa: Saale Bathroom mein baithta tha,
#CYBER_ CAFE mein nahi!? :PView Full

Par card me likha hai

Shaadi Mein Santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha...
kisi ne pucha, kab tak khaoge?
Santa: Main to khud pareshan hoon.....
par card me likha hai,
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"Dinner 7-12 PM" :DView Full

Chicken ke sath roti

Santa roti ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha
aur 1 pass baithi murgi ko khila raha tha...
Banta: "Ye kya kar raha hai?"
Santa- "Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu..
Shravan chal rahe hain na...View Full

Santa Pilot Se Headphone

Santa flight me pilot ka
headphone cheen raha tha...
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Pilot:-Ye kya kar rahe ho..?
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Santa:- Accha ji Ticket hum le
Aur Gaane tum suno...!!! :D :PView Full

Ladki fasani seekh le

Santa asks Banta: Tujhe ladki fasani aati hai?
Banta: Nahi..!

Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..
Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..
Phir usey Class mein uda..
Mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade..
BAS FAS GAYI LADKI . . .View Full

What is your date of birth

Interviewer: What is your date of birth?
Santa: Nov 28.

Interviewer: Which year?
Santa: abhey ! Every Year. :DView Full

Dusri Dukan pe dekh lunga

Santa:- Rasgulle hai
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Dukandaar:- nahi
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Santa:- Dekh lunga
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Dukandaar:- (Gusse me) Kya dekh lega ?
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Santa:- Dusri Dukan pe jakar dekh lunga :DView Full

Coffee thandi ho jayegi

Santa Banta sit in a coffee shop
Santa : "jaldi pee yaar, Coffee thandi ho jayegi"
Banta : "To kya?"
Santa : arey bewakoof, menu card parh!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/-
&
COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-View Full