Raat bhar jaag kar shayari banayi hai

WELCOME MR. Chota Santa
Mr. Chota Santa uski Girlfriend se :-
Raat bhar jaag kar tele liye maine
ek shayari banayi hai...
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Raat bhar jaag kar tele liye maine
ek shayari banayi hai...
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Tumhare Kaan Kaise Jale

Doctor: Tumhare Kaan Kaise Jale?
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Santa: Main Kameez Istari Kar Raha Tha,
Ke Phone Aa Gaya.
Maine Jaldi mein Phone Ki Jagah
Istari Kaan Ko Laga Li :(
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Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kaise Jala?
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12th pass karke bhi English nahi aati

Sante k baap ki #England se call aati hai....
Turrr turrrr....
Santa : Hello... ji kaun
Dad : Hi..my son itz me...
Santa : Are jo bhi ho Hindi mein baaat kro...
English mein haath tight hai...
Dad : Abhe tune 12th pass kari huyi haiView Full

Nokia ka sabse badi screen wala Mobile

Santa ne #Nokia ka sabse badi screen wala #Mobile liya.
socho Kyun ?
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wo dekhna chahta tha ki
phone on hone par kaun 2 log hath milate hain????? :DView Full

Small parent meeting in the school

Pappu: Dad, Tomorrow there's a small
parent meeting in the school. You must come...
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Santa: What do you mean by 'SMALL' ?
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Pappu: Only You, Me and the Principal !!! haha :DView Full

Santa placed two Stones in ears

Santa Placed Two #Stones In his Ears..
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Banta : :o Oye ,
What Are You Doing?
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Santa : :) Oye Don't Disturb Yaar..
I'm Listening To ROCK Music ! haha :DView Full

Yamraj To Santa Tell your Last Wish

Yamraj To Santa:
"Your Time Is Over,
Tell Your Last Wish"
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Santa: "I Want
To See Manmohan Singh,
Speaking To Salman's Wife..... :D :PView Full

Tere piche waheguru da hatth si

ikk baar santa khote utte charya te thalle vall nu vekh raha si.
Aine nu os da pair (foot) slip ho janda oh thalle dig painda e...
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samne ghar wali aurat bhajji aundi aa te aa ke #Sante nu kehndi aa ...
bach gya tu tere piche waheguru da hatth si
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Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai

Santa: Yaar Uth
Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,
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Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
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Banta: Soja-Soja
Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka,
Hum To Kirayedar Hain... :D :PView Full

Jung Mein Santa Ne Machardani Pehni

Jung Mein Santa Ne Bullet Proof
Jacket Ki Jagah Machardani Pehni...
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Banta - Aisa Kyun?
Santa - jis mein Machhar Nahi Ghuss Sakta
Usmein Goli Kaise Ghusegi Yaar. :D :PView Full