Santa's First driving lesson to wife

Santa: Today, I gave my wife her first driving lesson.
Banta: That's really considerate of you.
What was her 1st lesson?
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Santa: I told her, "Always let the man drive"!View Full

Santa to girlfriend I love you darling

Santa apni g.f nu = i love u darling main tainu bahut pyar karda aa
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G.F. = i m lesbian huh
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Santa = hainnnnnn n g oh ki hunda??
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G.f= jisnu girls wich interest hunda
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Santa zor zor di ro reha si

Santa zor zor di ro reha si
Banta: ki hoya
Santa: sadi KUKDI mar gyi aa
Banta: sada ta bapu mr gya asi ta fer vi ni roye
Santa: tuhada bapu kehda aande denda si ;-) :DView Full

Santa sent marriage invite to all friends

Santa's marriage got fixed for 2nd November.
He sent an Invite to all his friends:
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Marriage is on 2nd, please come on the Ist Night.
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We'll all have fun together! :P haha :vView Full

Yaar tum ne shadi Kyun ki

Santa - Yaar tum ne shadi Kyun ki ?
Banta - khushiya aur sukh pane ke liye..
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Santa - Arrey phir Talaak Kyuny le rahe ho ?
Banta - khoi hui khushiya aur sukh pane ke liyeView Full

Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To

Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To
Santa Use Ghoor Raha Tha!
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Wife Romantic Hokar:
Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya?
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Santa 2 Thappad Maar Ke Bola:
Mere Garm Pani Se Kyu Nahayi !!! :DView Full

Tusi bade mote ho gye ho

Wife: Tusi bade mote ho gye ho.
Santa: Apne aap ne vekhiya tu kini moti ho gyi !!!
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Wife: mein taan maa bnan wali haan.
Santa: fer mein vi taan baap banan wala haa :D :vView Full

I am like Cellphone & you my SIM card

Wife : How much do you ‎#Love me ?
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Santa : I love U so much, I can't measure.
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Wife : No just tell me.... :/
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Santa : Okay, I am like a ‎#Cellphone
& you are my ‎#SIM card,View Full

ABP news walon ko kaise pata chalta hai

Santa ghehri soch main:
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Wife: kya soch rahe ho?
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Santa: ye ABP news walon ko kaise pata chalta hai?
Wife: kya?
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Santa : Yehi ke
“App dekh rahe hain ‪#‎ABPNews‬”... :D :v :PView Full

Aaj to maine 15 rupaye bachaye

Santa: aaj to maine bus ke piche piche bhag kar
15 rupaye bachaye.
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Banta: kya yaar tu kitna murakh hai.
Agar tu kisi taxi ke piche bhagta to tere 150 rupaye bach jaate :D :PView Full