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Message by a girlfriend to a boyfriend

Double Heart Attack message by a girlfriend to a boyfriend:
1st Msg: Lets break up now,
its all over..
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2nd Msg: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry!
That was not for you....
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Life meaning with Friends

LIFE means..
Friends ka ghar, thodi si barish or bahut sari batein %-)

LIFE means..
College ke friends ek samosa or bill ke uper jhagda, ke kal Maine diya tha aaj tu de ..%-)

LIFE means..
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Student ko apni ‪Classmate‬ se ‪Pyar‬ ho gaya

Ek Student ko apni ‪#‎Classmate‬ se ‪#‎Pyar‬ ho gaya
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Ladke ne use propose kiya
Lekin Ladki ne inkar kar diya
aur teacher ko uski complaint kardi
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Teacher ne ladke ko kaafi daanta
or 1 week ke liye class se nikal diya
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Sunny Leone class mein padha rhi thi

POGO Joke..!

#SunnyLeone class mein padha rhi thi.

A for Apple
B for Bat
C for Cat
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L for L***
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Sorry bachcho muh se nikal gaya.
sabhi bacche ek sath bole :
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An Oldman was waiting for Train

Once An Oldman was waiting for Train...
Boy:What's the Time?
Oldman: Sorry

Boy: Time ?
Oldman: No!

Boy: Why?
Oldman: If i tel u the time, u will ask me my name,
my job etc Then both of us will b frank..
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Yaar tum WhatsApp par aayo

Ek Ladka apni #GirlFriend se #Facebook par chating kar rha tha.
Boy : hii... Kaisi ho..
Girl : fine

Boy : Yaar aisa karo tum #WhatsApp par aayo.
Girl : Sorry yar !
aaj #Activa pe aa rahi hu kal Whats pe aa jayu gi.... :D :P
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Will you dance with me

At a dance party..

Boy: Will u dance with me ??
Girl: main bache ke saath nahi nachti..
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Boy: So sorry..
Mujhe pata nahi tha aap pregnant hain... :P :D
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Sorry I am at Blood Bank

GF: Where R You ... ?
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PAPPU: I'm At Bank.
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GF: I Need 30,000 For New Cell
Phone & 10,000 For New Mini Skirts.
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PAPPU: Sorry, I Mean I'm At 'Blood Bank '
"KHOON PIYEGI KHOON"... ? :P :D
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Hun 1100 wale naal ni gall kardi

Tommy ਦੀਆਂ Jeena ਨੀ ਤੂੰ ਲੈਣ ਲੱਗ ਪਈ
Sorry Thank U ਤੂੰ ਹੁਣ ਕਹਿਣ ਲੱਗ ਪਈ,
Yellow ਸੂਟ ਵਿੱਚ ਸੀ ਤੂੰ ਬੜਾ ਫੱਬਦੀ,
ਨੀ ਤੂੰ #IPhone ਵਾਲੀ ਹੋ ਗਈ,
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Beauty of Strong Relation

Simple words like "Thank You's,
Sorry's, Welcome's, Good Bye's, NoProb's..."
make BIG Difference!

"But When
RELATIONSHIPS ARE STRONG

"Shut up! Get Lost, nonsense,
idiot, or even
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