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Never Miss Boy with following Qualities

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Sweetie please Send me 15k

Girlfriend:" Hey
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Boyfriend:" Who's Hey.. ??, don't ever call me back.
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Girlfriend:" Sorry! My Love, how are you doing.. ??
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Boyfriend:" I'm Fine! And You.. ??
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Kudi Mein tuhade supne ch

ਕੁੜੀ: ਮੈਂ ਤੁਹਾਡੇ ਸੁਪਨੇ ਵਿੱਚ ਆਉਣਾ ਚਾਹੁੰਦੀ ਹਾਂ ।
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ਮੈਂ ਕਿਹਾ : Sorry Baby ।
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Pappu with girlfriend Italian in restaurant

To impress his girlfriend,
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Pappu took her to a very nice Italian restaurant.
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He picked up menu and ordered
Benigno Bergamini
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Ram aur Raavan bada serious yudh

Ram aur Raavan Bada serious yudh kar rahe the.
Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peeche kisi ko khada dekha.

Raavan: Chal yar bye.
Ram: kya hua?

Raavan : Nahi yaar bas bye, Le sita ko Leja .
Ram: Arre hua kya, Ruk to sahi .
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Can you leave your parents for me

Girl: What can you do for me ?
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Boy: Everything
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Girl: Can you leave your parents for me ..?
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Boy: Sorry dear, I cant leave my
old  God for a new Temple.
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Traffic police chalan - Naam bol

Traffic police chalan book nikal ke bola:
'Naam bol?'
Ladka: Galti ho gayi Sir.
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Police: Naam Bol
Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do...
dobara nahi hoga
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Police: Naam bol
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AMERICAN LIFE STYLE

AMERICAN LIFE STYLE
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DAUGHTER:"Sorry Dad,
I got married yesterday..
Forgot to invite you..
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DAD:"U naughty.. It's Ok..
But Don't forget next Time... :P
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Can you stop doing Awww

Boy: Can you stop doing "Awww..." All the time?:|
Girl: Awww.... What happen?;;)
Boy: it annoys me...3-|
Girl: Awwww... I am so sorry...({})
Boy: It's ok. You are a sweetheart.
Girl: Awww..... I know!;;)
Boy: Get lost bye...:]x
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Wife found a paper in husband pocket

Wife hit her husband with frying pan.
Husband: What was that for…?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it.

Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
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