Where is my Birthday Gift

GiRL : WHERE is my BiRTHDAY GiFT?
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Boy : ROAD pe RED COLOUR ki
CAR dekh rahi ho?
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GiRL KHUSHi se : WOW
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Boy : SAME COLOUR ki
NAiL-POLiSH tere Liye Laya hoon. :O :P :DView Full

Love Entry for Commerce Students

For all #Commerce students :
Journal Entry for #Love : GirlFriend A/c Dr..    To petrol A/c    To cash A/c    To gifts A/c    To recharge A/c
(Being #Love expenses incurred & the #Boyfriend declared insolvent)View Full

chuhe ne kiya sherni ko propose

Chuhe ne kiya sherni ko propose,
Gift diya usne Red Rose,
Sherni ne kaha: ja pehle apni soorat aaine mein dekh,
Chuha bola:
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soorat pe mat ja pagli confidence to dekh... :D :pView Full

Shiftan laundi nu maa da cheta aaunda

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ਸੁੱਖਾਂ ਸੁੱਖ ਲਿਆ ਸੀ ਵੀਜਾ
ਹੁਣ ਕਿਉਂ ਦਿਲ ਘਬਰੋੰਦਾ
ਸ਼ਿਫਟਾਂ ਲਾਉਂਦੀ ਨੂ ਮਾਂ ਦਾ ਚੇਤਾ ਆਉਂਦਾView Full

3 ways to catch a Tiger

3 ways to catch a Tiger :
.
Newton's Method -
Let the tiger catch you and then
you catch it ..

Einstein's Method -
Chase the tiger until it gets tired and
then catch it ..

Indian Police Method -View Full

James Bond after watching Rajni's film

JAMES BOND comitts sucide
after Watching Rajni’s Film
WHY.?
Rajni had empty gun,
Villain fired at him;
.
He Catches the BULLET puts
It in his gun & kills the villain. :D :PView Full

Better is a neighbour who is nearby

Do not forsake your friend or the friend of your parent ;
Do not go to the house of your kindred in the day of your calamity.
Better is a neighbour who is nearby than kindred who are far away.......View Full

Five nice little beliefs

5 Nice Little Beliefs!
 
1. Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer
all the People gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella.
THAT'S FAITH!
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Single Moment of Miss Understanding

★A Single Moment Of Miss Understanding
Is very POisOnOus
Because Within a Minute
It Makes us tO Forget the
Hundred LOvable MOments
Spent together <3 :)View Full

Tuhada 22 Ajj Kalla Reh Gya

Letter Asi Likhe, Ohda Credit Koi Hor Le Gya.
Pyar Asi Kita,Ohda Pyar Koi Hor Le Gya.
Dil Asin Ditta, Ohda Dil Koi Hor Le Gya.
Tuhada 22 Ajj Kalla Reh Gya,
Tuhada 22 Ajj Kalla Reh Gya... :(View Full