Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka BIRTHDAY tha.
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Boy was not in that city..
So, he ordered 20 RED ROSE for his girlfriend..
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He called her up..
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain
jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho..
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RESULT OF CHANGING THE JOB:
A passenger touched the taxi driver on the shoulder to ask him to stop.
The driver screamed, lost control, nearly hit a bus,View Full
My car broke down outside Pizza Hut last night..
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So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift from the driver..
What an Idea sir jee... :P :O :D ;) :DView Full
Once a man asked #GOD,
"Why all #GIRLS are so #SWEET
and all #WIVES are horrible and bitter?"
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God answered, "Because girls are made by me
but wives are made by you" :DView Full
Your #Friendship is a Blank Cheque for me.
It's an asset not a liability
Always a credit and never a debit
Always a #Profit not a #Loss
And I hope it never bounces!View Full
Boyfriend- Today I Am Tensed,
Got Fired From Job,
Got Disowned From Home,
Mood Is Also Off.
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Girlfriend - Acha!
Leave All That,
Look Here!!
...... My New Chappals ! :DView Full
Life isn't qualified by the brand of clothes we wear;
Or CAR we drive;
It's measured by the number of faces
Who smile when they hear our name.View Full