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RED ROSES

Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka BIRTHDAY tha.
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Boy was not in that city..
So, he ordered 20 RED ROSE for his girlfriend..
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He called her up..
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain
jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho..
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Future of Students in incredible india

Our incredible INDIA...♥
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-The smartest students pass
with 1st Class and get admissions to
Medical and Engineering colleges..

-The 2nd Class students get
MBAs and LLB's to manage the
First Class students..
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Result of changing the Job

RESULT OF CHANGING THE JOB: A passenger touched the taxi driver on the shoulder to ask him to stop. The driver screamed, lost control, nearly hit a bus,
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Doing little things for others

Never get tired of doing little things for others;
Because sometimes those little things
of yours may occupy the biggest part in their heart.
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Pappu with girlfriend Italian in restaurant

To impress his girlfriend,
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Pappu took her to a very nice Italian restaurant.
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He picked up menu and ordered
Benigno Bergamini
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What an Idea sir jee

My car broke down outside Pizza Hut last night..
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So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift from the driver..
What an Idea sir jee... :P :O :D ;) :D
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Why all Wives are horrible and bitter

Once a man asked ‎#GOD,
"Why all ‎#GIRLS are so ‎#SWEET
and all ‎#WIVES are horrible and bitter?"
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God answered, "Because girls are made by me
but wives are made by you" :D
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Your Friendship is Blank Cheque for me

Your ‎#Friendship is a Blank Cheque for me.
It's an asset not a liability
Always a credit and never a debit
Always a ‎#Profit not a ‎#Loss
And I hope it never bounces!
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Boyfriend Today I Am Tensed

Boyfriend- Today I Am Tensed,
Got Fired From Job,
Got Disowned From Home,
Mood Is Also Off.
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Girlfriend - Acha!
Leave All That,
Look Here!!
...... My New Chappals !  :D
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Who smile when they hear our name

Life isn't qualified by the brand of clothes we wear;
Or CAR we drive;
It's measured by the number of faces
Who smile when they hear our name.
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