SINGHAM Effect on kids

SINGHAM Effect

Dad: Result kya aaya?
Boy: Aai chya gavat, fail ho gaya.

Dad: Besharam! Nalayak..
Boy: Kuch bhi karne ka,
Mera ego hurt nahin karne ka!

Dad: Aaj se teri pocket moneybandh.View Full

Jail mein RAMAYAN play kiya

Todays Status
Pappu havaldar:
sir raat ko jail ke kaidiyo ne milkar RAMAYAN play kiya tha.

Jailer : ye to bahut achhi baat hai.

Pappu: baat to achhi hai sir lekin wo kaidi jo hanuman bana tha
wo sanjeevni lekar wapas hi nahi lauta. hahaView Full

Student Life sari zindagi aaraam karna

Class 10:
"beta, bas iss saal mehnat kar le phir sari zindagi aaraam karna." Class 11:
"beta, do saal theek se padhai karle phir aaram se rehna." Graduation:View Full

Ram aur Raavan bada serious yudh

Ram aur Raavan Bada serious yudh kar rahe the.
Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peeche kisi ko khada dekha.

Raavan: Chal yar bye.
Ram: kya hua?

Raavan : Nahi yaar bas bye, Le sita ko Leja .
Ram: Arre hua kya, Ruk to sahi .
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Traffic police chalan - Naam bol

Traffic police chalan book nikal ke bola:
'Naam bol?'
Ladka: Galti ho gayi Sir.
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Police: Naam Bol
Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do...
dobara nahi hoga
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Police: Naam bolView Full

Darling Are You Free tonight

English na aane ka nuksaan.. :O
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Boyfriend apni Girlfrnd se: "Darling Are U Free tonight..???
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GF:" Haramkhor! Free ke bacche
Aaj se pehle kabhi paise liye hai tujhse... ??? :D :PView Full

Who is sardar

WHO is SARDAR?
Veeran de veer
yaaran de yaar,
dushman lai talwar,
siran te sohni dastar,
len har bandey di saar,
saabat surt tiyar bar tiyar,
dooron inj laggan jiven challi aave sheran di daar,
aapne Guru nu na bhullde,View Full

Jo Dikhe Usi Pe Line Maro

Na Ishq,
Na Pyaar,
Na Mohabbat Yaaro,
Devdas Ki Mafik Jaan
Mat Do Yaaro,
Apna To Ek Usul Hai Yaro..
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Na Chandramukhi,
Na Paaro
Jo Dikhe Usi Pe Line Maro.. :P :DView Full

Hindi Mein Bol Mujhe ‪Angrezi‬ Nahi Aati

Pappu:- I fell in ‪#‎Love‬ with you
the minute I saw you. Will you ‪#‎Marry‬ me?
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Girl:- Hindi Mein Bol, Harami ! Mujhe ‪#‎Angrezi‬ Nahi Aati
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Can i have a bite of your dairy milk

Boy: Can i have a bite of UR dairy milk ??
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Girl: Kya main apko jaanti hu ??
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Boy: jaldi de de behen
‪#‎Samosa‬ khake aaya hu mirchi lagi hai drame baad mein kar liyo... :D :PView Full