Tumara janam kahan hua tha

Santa in Interview-
Boss:Tumara janam kahan hua tha
Santa:Tiruvanantpuram mein
Boss:Speling batao
Santa:Mazak kar raha tha, Goa mein hua tha!View Full

Remembrance is better then Love

Remembrance Is Better Compliment Then Love…
People Never Expect Tons Of Love,
But Only Milligram Of Remembrance Is Enough
To Keep Our Best One’s Happy…View Full

Pareshan pappu ki kahani

Pareshan ''PAPPU'' ki kahani...
Pareshan thi Pappu ki wife,
Non happening thi jo uski life,
Pappu ko na milta tha aaram,
office me karta kaam hi kaam,

Pappu ke boss bhi the bade cool,
Promotion ko har baar jate bhul,View Full

Jaanu tum change ho gayi ho

Pappu: "Jaanu ab tum change ho gayi ho..
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GF:"Wo kyun.. ??
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Pappu:"Ab main tumhe KISS karta hu to tum Eyes Close Nahi Karti..
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Lokan Di Seerat Badi Kharab Dekhi

Kalyug De Is Daur Vich Lokan Di Seerat
Badi Kharab Dekhi Main,
"Dudh" Vechn Jana Painda Hai Ghar Ghar,
Te Dukana Vich Bade Aram Naal Payi
Vikdi Sharab Dekhi Main ਕਲਯੁੱਗ ਦੇ ਇਸ ਦੌਰ ਵਿੱਚView Full

Secret Password For E-Banking

Santa Gave A Secret Password For E-Banking
"Ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-jamwant-sughriv-bali
vibhishan-delhi-spiderman"
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Banta- Yaar! Itna Lamba Password??
Santa- Kya Karoon?
Bank Wale Kehte Hai Ki Password MeView Full

Us bewafa de jaan to baad

ਉਸ ਬੇਵਫਾ ਦੇ ਜਾਨ ਤੌਂ ਬਾਅਦ ...
ਮੈਂ ਮਰਨ ਹੀ ਵਾਲਾ ਸੀ,,
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ਅਚਾਨਕ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਯਾਦ ਆਇਆ ਕਿView Full

Meri Biwi Bohat Achi Hai

Aadmi: Meri Biwi Bohat Achi Hai,
Mujhe sardi mai Pani Garam Kar Ke Deti Hai.

Dost: Nahane Ke Liye?

Aadmi: Nahi yar, Bartan Dhonay K Liye :(View Full

Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho

BF-Tum Mujhe kitna
pyar karti ho
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GF - Arz Maarti hu ...
Chaha Hai jise chahat se zyada
Samja Hai jise khud se zyada
Bharosa Hai jispe sabse zyada
Tu hi Hai Wo "HARAMZADA" :p :pView Full

Muzrim ki Aakhri Khwaish

Muzrim Ko Fansi Ki Saza Sunane Ke Baad Judge Ne Us Se Puchha
Judge: “Koi Aakhri Khwaish ??
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Muzrim: “Aap Ki Beti Se Shaadi, Blackbery Bold,View Full