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Student Life sari zindagi aaraam karna

Class 10:
"beta, bas iss saal mehnat kar le phir sari zindagi aaraam karna." Class 11:
"beta, do saal theek se padhai karle phir aaram se rehna." Graduation:
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Kid came with cigarette & Beer

Aaj Ke Bacche
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Postman knocked the Door.
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A Kid came with cigarette in mouth
& Beer in hand..
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Postman:- Papa hain.. ??
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Kid:- Abe Bhootni Ke,
Mujhe Dekh Ke Lagta Hai
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Kabhi Like Comment Bhi Kiya Karo

Arz Kiya Hai:
Pepsi Coke Pine Walo
Kabhi Lassi Bhi Piya Karo,
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Pepsi Coke Pine Walo
Kabhi Lassi Bhi Piya Karo.
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Fokat Mein Post Padhne Walo
Kabhi Like, Comment Bhi Kiya Karo..... :P :D
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Posts utte comment kre na jhanjran wali

ਬਾਰੀ ਬਰਸੀ ਖਟਣ ਗਿਆ ਸੀ..
ਖੱਟ -ਖੱਟ ਕੇ ਲਿਆਦੀ ਫੁਲਕਾਰੀ..
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ਛੜਿਆਂ ਦੀ #Posts ਉੱਤੇ
‎#COMMENT ਕਰੇ ਨਾ ਕੋਈ ਝਾਂਜਰਾਂ ਵਾਲੀ
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Nikki jehi gall da bura nahi manayi da

ਗੌਰ ਫਰਮਾਓ ਸਾਰੇ ਜਾਨੇ ਬਈ...

ਜੁੱਤੀ ਪਾਉਣ ਲੱਗੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਦੇਖ ਲਈਏ ਝਾੜ ਕੇ,
ਪੰਚਾਇਤ ਵਿਚ ਗੱਲ ਸਦਾ ਕਰੀਏ ਵਿਚਾਰ ਕੇ
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Value of your Friendship in my heart

I have entered your name in my Life's #JOURNAL
Posted you in the #LEDGER of my #HEART And classified you as a FIXED ASSET.
Because the MARKET VALUE of your #FRIENDSHIP
shall never DEPRECIATE in my heart! <3
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Kya aapke toothpaste mein namak hai

Ek Bar Ek Aadmi Ko Ek Bahut Badi Bimari Ho Gyi.
Doctor Ne Sare Test Karne Ke Baad Use "NAMAK" Khane Se Mna Kar Diya
Or Kaha Ki Agar tumne Galti Se Bhi "NAMAK" Kha Liya To Tumhari Maut Ho Jayegi.
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Santa shouting to his girlfriend

Santa Shouting 2 His GirlFriend
"U Said V Will Do
Register #Marriage And U #Cheated Me,
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I was Waiting 4 U
Yesterday Whole Day In The Post Office..... :D
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Meri Post te Setting

ਇੱਕ ਵਾਰ ਮੇਰੀ #Post ਤੇ ਇੱਕ ਕੁੜੀ ਤੇ ਮੁੰਡਾ
ਸੈਟਿੰਗ ਕਰ ਰਹੇ ਸਨ
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ਫਿਰ ???
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ਫਿਰ ਕੀ ਮੈ ਸਾਲੀ #Post ਈ #Delete ਕਰ ਦਿੱਤੀ :D
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Abhi To Poster Aaya Hai

Drunk Santa reaches home pretty late night.
Jeeto: Pee ke Aaya Hai?
Santa: Nahi. Abhi To Poster Aaya Hai.
Movie December Mein Aayegi !!! :D :P
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