Examination ki preparation ho chuki Hai

Pappu: yaar Pintu, Examination Ki Saari Preparation Ho Chuki Hai.
Pintu: bahut Acche
Pappu: Haan Yaar Pen, Pencil, Sharpner
Sab Ready hai, Bas padhai Karna Baaki hai.View Full

Canada Settle hogi sanu chahundi si

ਬਿਨ੍ਹਾਂ ਡੰਡੇ ਤੋਂ Lady Cycle ਟੱਲੀ ਮਾਰਕੇ ਲੰਘਦੀ ਸੀ,
ਪਿਨਸਲ ਘੜਨੇ ਖਾਤਰ ਤੂੰ Sharpener ਸਾਥੋਂ ਮੰਗਦੀ ਸੀ,View Full

Why people say LADIES FIRST

2 Lovers Ne Suicide Ki Planing Ki
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Boy Jumped 1st, Girl Close Her Eyes & Returnd
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Boy In Air Opened Parashute
& Said Mujhe Pata Tha Chudel Tu Nahi Kudegi
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Yar tension ni lende

ਬਾਪੂ ਦੀ ਖਾਨੇ ਆਂ ਕਿਸੇ ਤੋਂ
Pension ਨੀ ਲੈਂਦੇ,,,,,
ਯਾਰ ਵਿਹਲੇ ਫਿਰਦੇ ਨੇ ਫੇਰ
ਵੀ Tension ਨੀ ਲੈਂਦੇ,,,,View Full

No one teaches how to choose wife

No one teaches a volcano how to errupt
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No one teaches a Tsunami how to arise
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No one teaches a hurricane how to sway around
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And ....
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No one teaches a man how to choose wife
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cozView Full

Can you stop doing Awww

Boy: Can you stop doing "Awww..." All the time?:|
Girl: Awww.... What happen?;;)
Boy: it annoys me...3-|
Girl: Awwww... I am so sorry...({})
Boy: It's ok. You are a sweetheart.
Girl: Awww..... I know!;;)
Boy: Get lost bye...:]xView Full

Girl dont know how to remove the pendrive

A girl gets 95 marks in computer
but dont know how to remove the pendrive safely
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But a boys get 44 marks in the same subject
but he knows how to hack a computer :o :P :DView Full

Member of back Bencher's Society

Qualities of #MBBS
(Member of back Bencher's Society)
1. U shud come late nd last in class.
2. never disturb the respected sir
3. ur eyes shud never b fully open
4. never bring pen, borow paper nd pen 4m grls.View Full

Marjane viahian nu vi fasai firde

Munde paunda ne pent shirt
jo kade paunde si pajame pehla jaanda si kite cycle te
hun jaande utte yamhe de kde krde si sacha pyar kise nu
jo ajj har naddi nu fsai firde marjane pta ni ki krde
hun viahian nu vi fasai firde... :D :PView Full

Mehtab Virk - Mera Proposal pending rakhi baithi e

ਮੈਂ ਕਿੰਨੇ #Propose ਮੋੜ ਤੇ ਬਸ ਇੱਕ ਓਹਦੇ ਕਰਕੇ,
ਓਹ ਮੇਰਾ #Proposal ਅਜੇ ਵੀ #Pending ਰੱਖੀ ਬੈਠੀ ਏ
#ਕਮਲੀ ਦੇ ਚੱਕਰ ਏਵੇਂ Over Age ਨਾਂ ਹੋ ਜਾਈਏ,View Full