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Wοrk on your Ρresent

No οne can go back in time
Τo change what has happened.
So wοrk on your Ρresent
to make yοurself a wonderful Fυture....
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Santa In Cinema Hall

Santa Cinema Hall Mein
First Time Movie Dekhne Ke Liye Gya.
Santa : 1 Ticket Plz..
Counter Girl : Sorry Sir, Itz.. #HouseFull..
Santa : Ohh!! Chalo Koyi baat Nhi
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Aap Aisa Karo #Pendrive Mein Daal Do.
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Pyar Da Rog Lagg Gya

ਹਰ ਵਾਰ #ਧੋਖਾ ਕਰਦੀ #ਤਕਦੀਰ ਮੇਰੀ,
ਇਹ ਵੀ ਸੱਜਣਾਂ ਵਾਂਗ #ਬੇਵਫਾ ਲਗਦੀ ਏ,
#ਪਿਆਰ ਦਾ ਰੋਗ ਲੱਗ ਗਿਆ ਜਿੰਦ ਮੇਰੀ ਨੂੰ,
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Valentine and Vela Time

What's the difference between a "Vela time" and 'Valentine'?
When you have a #Vela_time,
you spend it on your Valentine,

And when you have a #Valentine,
you never have a Vela time!!!
Happy Valentine's Day!
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Ikk Gall Kehni Sohniye

Ikk Gall Asin Tainu kehni sohniye...
Jayi na tu sanu na karke....
Aape puch le tan bada changa houga,
Himmat ni pendi sadi Tan karke..
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Girl wore her best outfit

A Girl wore her best outfit,
Spent an hour to do makeup,
as she was wearing her heels,
Her mom asked, "Somewhere special?"
Girl: Nahi Bas Doodh Lene Ja Rahi Hun!!! :D :P
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Mittar Eho Jehe Nahi Chahide

Lorh Pen Te Ho Jande Jo Chutki De Vich Tittar !
Nai Chahide Oye Rabba Sanu Eho Jehe Mittar !
Lakha Rupaye Kharch Taye Ne Kothi Nu Khoob Sajaye,
Tohar Marti Boohe Agge Tang Ke Tutta Shittar !

Na Vaatavarn Saaf Reha Na Neeyat Bande Di,
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Sach Likheya Gurbani Andar

Sach Likheya Gurbani Andre Kudrat De Sab Bande !
Apo Apni Kismat Khande Change Hai Ja Mande !
Bin Rishwat De Kam Na Hove Kise Mehkame Vich ,
Budhapa Pension Lagvaun Lai Vi Dene Painde Chande !

Rukhi Missi Har Koi Khave Raat Nu Soun Laggeya ,
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Har Gall Dassni Jaruri Nahi

Har Gall Kise Nu Dassni Jaruri Nahi Hundi !
KyunKe Har Hiran Di Akh Vich Kasturi Nahi Hundi !
Nokri Je Leni Ta prsey Fir Poojne Pene
Jeb Khali Ton Muraad Kade Puri Nahi Hundi !
Pachi Lakh La Ke Har Koi Cassette Kraunda E,
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Important Life Lessons

Before you Write, THINK.
Before you Spend, EARN.
Before you Retire, SAVE.
Before you Invest, INVESTIGATE.
Before you Criticize, WAIT.
Before you Pray, FORGIVE.
Before you Quit, TRY.
Before you Die, GIVE.
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