Santa Cinema Hall Mein
First Time Movie Dekhne Ke Liye Gya.
Santa : 1 Ticket Plz..
Counter Girl : Sorry Sir, Itz.. #HouseFull..
Santa : Ohh!! Chalo Koyi baat Nhi
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Aap Aisa Karo #Pendrive Mein Daal Do.View Full
A Girl wore her best outfit,
Spent an hour to do makeup,
as she was wearing her heels,
Her mom asked, "Somewhere special?"
Girl: Nahi Bas Doodh Lene Ja Rahi Hun!!! :D :PView Full
Lorh Pen Te Ho Jande Jo Chutki De Vich Tittar !
Nai Chahide Oye Rabba Sanu Eho Jehe Mittar !
Lakha Rupaye Kharch Taye Ne Kothi Nu Khoob Sajaye,
Tohar Marti Boohe Agge Tang Ke Tutta Shittar !
Na Vaatavarn Saaf Reha Na Neeyat Bande Di,View Full
Sach Likheya Gurbani Andre Kudrat De Sab Bande !
Apo Apni Kismat Khande Change Hai Ja Mande !
Bin Rishwat De Kam Na Hove Kise Mehkame Vich ,
Budhapa Pension Lagvaun Lai Vi Dene Painde Chande !
Rukhi Missi Har Koi Khave Raat Nu Soun Laggeya ,View Full
Har Gall Kise Nu Dassni Jaruri Nahi Hundi !
KyunKe Har Hiran Di Akh Vich Kasturi Nahi Hundi !
Nokri Je Leni Ta prsey Fir Poojne Pene
Jeb Khali Ton Muraad Kade Puri Nahi Hundi !
Pachi Lakh La Ke Har Koi Cassette Kraunda E,View Full
Before you Write, THINK.
Before you Spend, EARN.
Before you Retire, SAVE.
Before you Invest, INVESTIGATE.
Before you Criticize, WAIT.
Before you Pray, FORGIVE.
Before you Quit, TRY.
Before you Die, GIVE.View Full