Beta Kya Karte Ho

Uncle: Beta Kya Karte Ho?
Pappu: Uncle Babu Hun
Uncle: Achha Beta Clerk Ho
Pappu: Nahi Uncle!
Aapki Beti Ka,
Wo Hamesha Mujhe Kehti Hai 'Mela Babu' :D :PView Full

Tum Kya Karte Ho?

Aunty: Beta Tum Kya Karte Ho?
Pappu: I make News reach it's target audience.

Aunty: Wah! News Reporter Ho?
.
Pappu: Nahi, #Akhbaar Fekta Hu! :D :PView Full

Jaldi Uthne Ki Aadat

Santa walks into Pappu's room at 5 AM:
Very Good Beta!!!
Roz 5 Baje Uthne Ki Aadat Daalo.
Pappu: Haan Papa,
Main Bass Sone Hi Ja Raha Hun,
Sham Ko 5 Baje Utha Dena !!! :D :PView Full

You don't need makeup

Pappu: Hey Sweetie!
What are you doing?
#GirlFriend: I am just doing some makeup.
Pappu: You don't need makeup.
Girlfriend: Awww... really?

Pappu: Yeah,
you need plastic surgery!!! :D :PView Full

Maths Teacher to Pappu

Maths teacher to Pappu:-
If you have Rs. 1000/- in one pocket
& Rs. 1000/- in another pocket,
What would you think?
Pappu: Main Kite Apne
Piyo Di Pant Ta Nahi Paa Layi !!! 😀😜View Full

Who rotates around earth?

Teacher:- हमारी पृथ्वी
किसका चक्कर लगाती है?
Pappu:- सूर्य का

Teacher:- Very Good,
हमारी पृथ्वी का चक्कर कौन लगाता है?View Full

Pappu Pay Attention

Pappu was listening to music in the class.
Teacher(To Pappu): Pay Attention.

Pappu: Sir, I am paying Attention.
Teacher: Really? What is the last thing I said?
Pappu: The last thing you said is,
"Pay Attention" 😁😀View Full

Haste Huye Photo

Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi Hai Kya?
Pappu: Kyun? 🤔
Girl: Haste Huye Koi Photo Nahi Dekhi, Teri. 😊
Pappu: Tu Nahati Nahi Kya? 🙄 😜View Full