Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai

Doctor: Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai..!
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Ye Sun kar Pehle To Pappu Bahut Roya
Fir Achanak Kuchh Soch Kar Bola.
Pappu: Kya Doctor Sahab,
Aap Bhi Bahut Mazaak Karte Ho,
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Meri Kidney Kabhi School Hi Nahi Gayi,View Full

Sorry I am at Blood Bank

GF: Where R You ... ?
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PAPPU: I'm At Bank.
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GF: I Need 30,000 For New Cell
Phone & 10,000 For New Mini Skirts.
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PAPPU: Sorry, I Mean I'm At 'Blood Bank '
"KHOON PIYEGI KHOON"... ? :P :DView Full

Hamare paas bhi aisi khatara car thi

Mukesh Ambani: Agar main subah se
apni car me niklu to shaam tak
apni aadhi property bhi nahi dekh sakta,
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Pappu: Hamare paas bhi aisi khatara car thi,
Bech di... :D :PView Full

Agar Main Bill Gates Hota

Ek Teacher ne kaha ki 'AGAR MAIN BILL GATES HOTA' par essay likho.
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Sare students likhne lag gaye.
Teacher ne dekha ki sab likh rahe hain but
apna Pappu sirf smile kar raha tha, yahan vahan dekh raha tha lekin likh nahin raha tha.
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Electricity Defined by Punjabi Student

Teacher: Define #Electricity?
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Pappu: Electricity is the daughter of #Punjab Govt.
and has an extremely loose character.
She goes and comes anytime,
anywhere without informing anyone,View Full

Sleeping improves General Knowledge

Teacher to half-asleep #Pappu in class,
"Who invented Steam Engine?"
Pappu: What Sir?

Teacher: Very good. It's correct.
James Watt, it is.
Moral: Sleeping improves your General Knowledge :DView Full

Beta apne baal katvaa

Maa: Beta, Tu apne baal kyun nahi katvaata? Pappu: Yo! its fashion mummy ;) :D Maa: Wo to theek hai,
par log teri beheno ko dekhne aate hain,
aur tujhe pasand kar jaate hain... :PView Full

Pappu Jyotish ke paas gya

Pappu ek #Jyotish ke paas Kundli dikhane gya.
Jyotish: Tera Naam Pappu hai? #Pappu: Ji Maharaj.
Jyotish: Tujhe 2 Ladki & 1 Ladka hai? Pappu: Ji Maharaj.
Jyotish: Tune abhi 10 kilo chawal kharide hai? Pappu: Haa, Baba Tum to antaryami ho!View Full

Result Link with Aadhar Card

Papa: Beta, Tumhare #Result ka kya hua?
Pappu: Papa 80% aaye hain.. Papa: Par marksheet par to
40% likha hai..
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#Pappu: Baaki Aadhar card link hone par
Account mein 40% #subsidy mein aayenge !!! :D :PView Full

Your DP Is Awesome

Pappu commented on a girl's DP
Pappu: Your DP is awesome!

Girl: Awwww... Thank you. :)
Pappu: Mujhe Bhi Sikha Do
Aise Hi #Photoshop Karna !!!
*Blocked*View Full