Jaanu tum change ho gayi ho

Pappu: "Jaanu ab tum change ho gayi ho..
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GF:"Wo kyun.. ??
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Pappu:"Ab main tumhe KISS karta hu to tum Eyes Close Nahi Karti..
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What she wanted for her birthday

Pappu: I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday. Bunty: So what did she ask for?
Pappu: She replied that
"NOTHING would make me happier than diamonds". Bunty: So you get her diamonds?
Pappu: No. I got her 'NOTHING'.... :PView Full

What is Microsoft Excel

Pappu in computer exam ;
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Examiner: What is Microsoft Excel ?? . . . . . . . . .
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Pappu: It is a new branch of Surf Excel
to clean the computer.. :P :D :PView Full

Teacher India ka jhanda sab se pehle

Teacher: India ka jhanda
sab se pehle kahan lehraya gya?
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Pappu: Hawa mein !!! :PView Full

Teacher ek story sunao with moral

Teacher: Ek Story Sunao with moral.
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Pappu: Maine Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi.
Phir Usne Phone Kiya Main So Raha Tha.....
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Moral: Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni....View Full

Examination ki preparation ho chuki Hai

Pappu: yaar Pintu, Examination Ki Saari Preparation Ho Chuki Hai.
Pintu: bahut Acche
Pappu: Haan Yaar Pen, Pencil, Sharpner
Sab Ready hai, Bas padhai Karna Baaki hai.View Full

Pappu Madam mera bhi 1 sawal Hai

Double Meaning
Teacher Asked Pappu: Agar ped par 5 birds bethe ho,
aur tum 1 ko goli maar do  to kitne bach gaye.. ??
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Pappu:"Koi nahi, sab udd jayenge...
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Teacher:"Nahi, 4 bachenge,View Full

Jail mein RAMAYAN play kiya

Todays Status
Pappu havaldar:
sir raat ko jail ke kaidiyo ne milkar RAMAYAN play kiya tha.

Jailer : ye to bahut achhi baat hai.

Pappu: baat to achhi hai sir lekin wo kaidi jo hanuman bana tha
wo sanjeevni lekar wapas hi nahi lauta. hahaView Full

Aapki shadi ho gayi

Boss: Aapki shadi ho gayi.. ??
Pappu: Haanji, 1 ladki se hui hai.
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Boss: Shadi to ladki se hi hoti hai.
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Pappu: Naa ji
meri behan ki to ladke se hui hai... o.O :o :pView Full

Bhagwan meri shadi katrina se kara do

Pappu: Bhagwan meri shadi katrina se kara do _/\_
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Bhagwan: Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai,
tu kharcha kar payega.. ??
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Pappu: Koi upay bhagvan
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Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat.. :v :PView Full