Sleeping improves General Knowledge

Teacher to half-asleep #Pappu in class,
"Who invented Steam Engine?"
Pappu: What Sir?

Teacher: Very good. It's correct.
James Watt, it is.
Moral: Sleeping improves your General Knowledge :DView Full

Gift bhi kya maang rahi hai

Pappu ne ek ladki ko I Love You.. Bola...
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Girl : Meri Chappal Ki Size Pata Hai Kya..?
Pappu :- OH...Ho..
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#Propose KIYA NHI Ke
GIFT MANGNA SHURU...
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Aur gift bhi kya maang rahi hai ,
Chappal ???
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Beta apne baal katvaa

Maa: Beta, Tu apne baal kyun nahi katvaata? Pappu: Yo! its fashion mummy ;) :D Maa: Wo to theek hai,
par log teri beheno ko dekhne aate hain,
aur tujhe pasand kar jaate hain... :PView Full

Pappu Jyotish ke paas gya

Pappu ek #Jyotish ke paas Kundli dikhane gya.
Jyotish: Tera Naam Pappu hai? #Pappu: Ji Maharaj.
Jyotish: Tujhe 2 Ladki & 1 Ladka hai? Pappu: Ji Maharaj.
Jyotish: Tune abhi 10 kilo chawal kharide hai? Pappu: Haa, Baba Tum to antaryami ho!View Full

Result Link with Aadhar Card

Papa: Beta, Tumhare #Result ka kya hua?
Pappu: Papa 80% aaye hain.. Papa: Par marksheet par to
40% likha hai..
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#Pappu: Baaki Aadhar card link hone par
Account mein 40% #subsidy mein aayenge !!! :D :PView Full

Your DP Is Awesome

Pappu commented on a girl's DP
Pappu: Your DP is awesome!

Girl: Awwww... Thank you. :)
Pappu: Mujhe Bhi Sikha Do
Aise Hi #Photoshop Karna !!!
*Blocked*View Full

Beta Kya Karte Ho

Uncle: Beta Kya Karte Ho?
Pappu: Uncle Babu Hun
Uncle: Achha Beta Clerk Ho
Pappu: Nahi Uncle!
Aapki Beti Ka,
Wo Hamesha Mujhe Kehti Hai 'Mela Babu' :D :PView Full

Tum Kya Karte Ho?

Aunty: Beta Tum Kya Karte Ho?
Pappu: I make News reach it's target audience.

Aunty: Wah! News Reporter Ho?
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Pappu: Nahi, #Akhbaar Fekta Hu! :D :PView Full

Jaldi Uthne Ki Aadat

Santa walks into Pappu's room at 5 AM:
Very Good Beta!!!
Roz 5 Baje Uthne Ki Aadat Daalo.
Pappu: Haan Papa,
Main Bass Sone Hi Ja Raha Hun,
Sham Ko 5 Baje Utha Dena !!! :D :PView Full

You don't need makeup

Pappu: Hey Sweetie!
What are you doing?
#GirlFriend: I am just doing some makeup.
Pappu: You don't need makeup.
Girlfriend: Awww... really?

Pappu: Yeah,
you need plastic surgery!!! :D :PView Full