Sorry I am at Blood Bank

GF: Where R You ... ?
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PAPPU: I'm At Bank.
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GF: I Need 30,000 For New Cell
Phone & 10,000 For New Mini Skirts.
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PAPPU: Sorry, I Mean I'm At 'Blood Bank '
"KHOON PIYEGI KHOON"... ? :P :DView Full

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ਇਹ ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਵਿੱਚ ਕਿੱਦਾ ਹੋਊ ? PaPPu :-
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Hamare paas bhi aisi khatara car thi

Mukesh Ambani: Agar main subah se
apni car me niklu to shaam tak
apni aadhi property bhi nahi dekh sakta,
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Pappu: Hamare paas bhi aisi khatara car thi,
Bech di... :D :PView Full

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#Santa entered #Pappu's room
and found him asleep on his books,
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Looking tired of Exam Studies.
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He walked closer to him,
played with his hair softly,
sweetly and BAAAANG!!!
slapped his face... and said,
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Agar Main Bill Gates Hota

Ek Teacher ne kaha ki 'AGAR MAIN BILL GATES HOTA' par essay likho.
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Sare students likhne lag gaye.
Teacher ne dekha ki sab likh rahe hain but
apna Pappu sirf smile kar raha tha, yahan vahan dekh raha tha lekin likh nahin raha tha.
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Pappu Mount Everest Pe Gya

Pappu ek din Mount Everest Pe Gya
3 Baba Baithe The
Aur Tambaku(tabacoo) Ragad Rahe the.
Pappu- Baba Ye Kya hai?
Baba- Masala..
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Pappu- O Teri,
Everest Masale Aap Banate Ho !!! :DView Full

Agar aap patient ko pehle le aate

Doctor : Agar aap patient ko
ek ghante pehle le aate to
hum ise bacha sakte the !!!

PAPPU (Relative of Patient ) : Ek ghante
pehle kya ghanta le aate
accident to sala 10 minute
pehle hua hai..!! :-X :P :DView Full

Electricity Defined by Punjabi Student

Teacher: Define #Electricity?
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Pappu: Electricity is the daughter of #Punjab Govt.
and has an extremely loose character.
She goes and comes anytime,
anywhere without informing anyone,View Full

Kya delhi mein Qutub minar hai

Teacher-- bachho se
Kya delhi mein Qutub minar hai ?
pichle bench pe #Pappu so rha tha
Teacher ne pappu se pucha
What did i say ?

pappu :- Kya delhi mein kuta bimar hai :DView Full

Name different type of Cheese

Teacher : Name different type of #Cheese.
Pappu :
1. White
2. Cottage
3. Mozarella
4. Cheddar
5. Swiss blue
6. Bekhudi
7. Zindagi Teacher : Wait a minute,View Full