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Name to mera ‪‎Pappu‬ hai

Daku :- Tera name kya hai?
Girl :- Nisha
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Daku: meri FB friend ka name bhi nisha hi hai,
jaa tujhe maaf kiya....
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Daku(Boy se): Tera kya name hai?
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Boy : Name to mera ‪#‎Pappu‬ hai,
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Effect of bhaag milkha bhaag

Effect of "Bhaag Milkha Bhaag"
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Pappu: Mummy aaj mausam itna acha hai...
Chalo mall ghumne chale. . . .
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Mummy: Mall jaake kya karenge?
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Hame to apno ne loota

ek baar pappu apne friends ko sher suna raha tha
pappu:- hame to apno ne loota gairon main kahan dam tha
aur jahan hamari kashti doobi vahan paani kam tha
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FrNd:- tu to tha hi pagal tere bheje mai kahan dam tha
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Pappu Double Decker Bus Mein Baitha

Pappu 'London' Mein Double decker Bus Mein Baitha
Conductor Ne Use Upar Bhej Diya.
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Pappu Bhagta Hua Niche Wapas Aaya
Aur Bola:
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''Marwayega'' Kya !!!
Upar To Driver Hi Nahi Hai... :D :P
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Small parent meeting in the school

Pappu: Dad, Tomorrow there's a small
parent meeting in the school. You must come...
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Santa: What do you mean by 'SMALL' ?
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Pappu: Only You, Me and the Principal !!! haha :D
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Main young lag rahi hun na

#Pappu Ki #GirlFriend Ne
Usko Dikhane Ke Liye Date Pe
Short Kapde Pehne Aur Puchha.
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GF: Main Young Lag Rahi Hun Na?
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Pappu (Muskurate Hue):
Arey Pagli Ye Bhi Utaar De,
Bilkul New Born Baby Lagegi.... haha :P
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Ye daulat bhi lelo shohrat bhi lelo

Jagjit Singh singing -
"Ye daulat bhi lelo,
ye shohrat bhi lelo... "
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Suddenly Pappu stands up & says-
Main to bahut pareshan hun, meri to aurat bhi lelo :D
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Pappu daru pee ke lock khol reha si

#Pappu Daru pee ke talli si..
te oh gharda tala(Lock) kholn lagga,
ohde hath kanb rahe si te tala nhi khullya...
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Billu - leya pappu main khol dva,
#Pappu- oye main khol lunga,
tu ghar nu fad, Eh sala bahut hill reha hai.... :D :P
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Pappu ko ek lawaris bandar mila

Pappu ko ek lawaris #bandar mila.
Wo usko police station le gya.
Inspector ne kaha, isko #Zoo le ke jayo... Next day #inspector ne pappu ko
bandar ke sath bus stop par dekha, Inspector: isko zoo nahi le kar gaye??? #Pappu: kal gaye the,
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Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai

Doctor: Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai..!
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Ye Sun kar Pehle To Pappu Bahut Roya
Fir Achanak Kuchh Soch Kar Bola.
Pappu: Kya Doctor Sahab,
Aap Bhi Bahut Mazaak Karte Ho,
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Meri Kidney Kabhi School Hi Nahi Gayi,
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