Daku :- Tera name kya hai?
Girl :- Nisha
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Daku: meri FB friend ka name bhi nisha hi hai,
jaa tujhe maaf kiya....
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Daku(Boy se): Tera kya name hai?
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Boy : Name to mera ‪#Pappu‬ hai,View Full
ek baar pappu apne friends ko sher suna raha tha
pappu:- hame to apno ne loota gairon main kahan dam tha
aur jahan hamari kashti doobi vahan paani kam tha
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FrNd:- tu to tha hi pagal tere bheje mai kahan dam thaView Full
Pappu: Dad, Tomorrow there's a small
parent meeting in the school. You must come...
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Santa: What do you mean by 'SMALL' ?
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. Pappu: Only You, Me and the Principal !!! haha :DView Full
#Pappu Ki #GirlFriend Ne
Usko Dikhane Ke Liye Date Pe
Short Kapde Pehne Aur Puchha.
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GF: Main Young Lag Rahi Hun Na?
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. Pappu (Muskurate Hue):
Arey Pagli Ye Bhi Utaar De,
Bilkul New Born Baby Lagegi.... haha :PView Full
Jagjit Singh singing -
"Ye daulat bhi lelo,
ye shohrat bhi lelo... "
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Suddenly Pappu stands up & says-
Main to bahut pareshan hun, meri to aurat bhi lelo :DView Full
#Pappu Daru pee ke talli si..
te oh gharda tala(Lock) kholn lagga,
ohde hath kanb rahe si te tala nhi khullya...
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Billu - leya pappu main khol dva,
#Pappu- oye main khol lunga,
tu ghar nu fad, Eh sala bahut hill reha hai.... :D :PView Full
Pappu ko ek lawaris #bandar mila.
Wo usko police station le gya.
Inspector ne kaha, isko #Zoo le ke jayo...
Next day #inspector ne pappu ko
bandar ke sath bus stop par dekha,
Inspector: isko zoo nahi le kar gaye???
#Pappu: kal gaye the,View Full
Doctor: Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai..!
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Ye Sun kar Pehle To Pappu Bahut Roya
Fir Achanak Kuchh Soch Kar Bola. Pappu: Kya Doctor Sahab,
Aap Bhi Bahut Mazaak Karte Ho,
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Meri Kidney Kabhi School Hi Nahi Gayi,View Full