Maa Mere ‪toothpaste‬ mein namak hai

Mom :Beta haath jal gaya,
toothpaste laana
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Pappu : No, Maa,
Mere ‪#‎toothpaste‬ mein namak hai, Duniya Wale kahenge
bete ne Jale pe namak chidak diya..! :D :PView Full

Par sada Fullan wala Kachha Tait E

Pappu to Girl :- ਨੀਂ ਅਸੀਂ ਤੇਰੇ ਮੂਹਰੇ ਝੁੱਕ ਤਾਂ ਜਾਈਏ
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ਪਰ ਚੱਕਰ ਸਾਰਾ ਇਹ ਆ
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Hindi Mein Bol Mujhe ‪Angrezi‬ Nahi Aati

Pappu:- I fell in ‪#‎Love‬ with you
the minute I saw you. Will you ‪#‎Marry‬ me?
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Girl:- Hindi Mein Bol, Harami ! Mujhe ‪#‎Angrezi‬ Nahi Aati
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Radio‬ Aur ‪NewsPaper‬ Mein Kya Farak Hai

Class Mein Teacher Ne ‪#‎Pappu‬ Se Puchha.
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Teacher: ‪#‎Radio‬ Aur ‪#‎NewsPaper‬ Mein Kya Farak Hai?
Pappu Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Bola,
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Dekho Madam,View Full

Pappu ‪Sharaab‬ pee kar Sadhu Se Takra Gya

Pappu ‪#‎Sharaab‬ Pee kar jaa raha thaa
raste main Sadhu Se Takra Gya
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Sadhu Gusse Mein-
Aye Murkh Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu.... ‪#‎Pappu‬ :- Rukiye Maharaj Mein Glass Leke Aata hu.... ‪#‎CHEERS‬View Full

hi Friends kaisi lag rahi hoon

SOLID BEIZZATI
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Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai:
”hi Friends, kaisi lag rahi hoon..??
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Pappu: tere baap ne 15-20 hazaar ka
mob. Leke diya hai to ghar me 500rsView Full

Maa Main ‪Pappu se hi SHADi Karungi

GirL: Maa Main ‪#‎PAPPU‬ Se Hi SHADi Karungi,
Wo Bahut AmEEr Hai
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Maa: Tujhe Kaise Pata?
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GirL: Uske Kapdon Se Din bhar
PETROL Ki Khushboo Aati Rehti Hai.!!! lolView Full

Meri Aur Meri GirlFriend Ki Ladai Ho Gayi

Pappu: Pichhle Hafte Meri Aur Meri
GirlFriend Ki Ladai Ho Gayi Thi
Aur Ham Alag Ho Gaye
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Golu: Phir? Pappu: Usne Mujhe Chidhane Ke Liye
Apne Naye Boyfriend Ke Sath Photo Khinchva Ke
Mujhe Bhej Di :(
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Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai

Pappu Doodh wale Ki Dukaan Pe jaata Hai,
Aur Kehta Hai.
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Pappu: Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai,
Sharbat Mein Dala to Phatt Gya
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Doodh Wale Ne Hairani Se Poocha:
Kaun Si Sharbat Mein Dala Tha?
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PAPPU YE PENT KISKI HAI

Maths Teacher to Pappu,
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If U had 1000Rs. in UR pocket
And 1000 Rs in the other pocket
Wat would U think ?
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PAPPU: YE PENT KISKI HAI.... lol :D :PView Full