Pappu ne Question Paper banaya

Pappu ne exam k liye Question Paper banaya..
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Paper dekhte hi saare bache behosh ho gye
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Ques.. the:
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1.China kis Desh me hai ??
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2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai.. ??
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Pappu got job in girls hostel

Height of happiness..
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pappu got a job in a girls hostel.
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After 2 months......... ­.......
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Owner Asked:
Why don't u come to take your salary..??
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pappu : Kyaa..??
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Pappu samundar mein gir gya

Pappu samundar mein gir gya aur doobne laga
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Doobte-doobte uss ke haath me machhli aa gai
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Usne machhli ko pakad ke bahar phenk diya aur bola :"
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TU TO APNI JAAN BACHA LE :O :P :DView Full

Teacher Duniya mein kitne desh hain

Teacher : Ye batao ki Duniya
mein kitne desh hain ???
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Pappu : Kar di na paaglon wali baat
Duniya mein 1 hi desh hai INDIA
Baki sab to videsh hai haha :D
Like to banta hai Pappu ke liye !!!View Full

Police wala apne Munde pappu nu

Police wala apne Munde pappu nu :-
Ajj to tera khedna band,
T.V dekhna band !!
padhda hai ni
FAIL ho ke aa janda...

Pappu :- dady ah lao 100rs. !!
GAL NU RAFFA DAFA KRO.... :P :DView Full

Aapki shadi ho gayi

Boss: Aapki shadi ho gayi.. ??
Pappu: Haanji, 1 ladki se hui hai.
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Boss: Shadi to ladki se hi hoti hai.
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Pappu: Naa ji
meri behan ki to ladke se hui hai... o.O :o :pView Full

Bhagwan meri shadi katrina se kara do

Pappu: Bhagwan meri shadi katrina se kara do _/\_
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Bhagwan: Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai,
tu kharcha kar payega.. ??
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Pappu: Koi upay bhagvan
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Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat.. :v :PView Full

Girlfriend message her boyfriend at 7am

A GIRLFRIEND msgd her boyfriend (PAPPU) at 7am :
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If u r sleeping send me UR #Dreams,
If u r crying send me UR #Tears,
If u r laughing send me UR #Smiles"
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You must exercise daily for good health

Doctor: You must exercise daily for good health
Pappu: I play football, cricket and tennis almost daily.
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Doctor: How long do you play?
Pappu: Until the battery in my mobile dies down! :D :PView Full

Kya aap mujhe raat ko call kar rahi thi

#Pappu :- Miss kya aap mujhe raat ko
call kar rahi thi.?
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‎#Teacher- Nahi to...
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Pappu :- Kamaal hai..!
subah mere ‎#Mobile pe likha tha-
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MISS CALL :D :PView Full