1100 nahi 2600 lai lo

ਹਿਜੜੇ ਕਿਸੇ ਦੇ ਘਰ ਵਧਾਈ lain ਗਏ....
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ਅਸੀਂ ਤਾਂ 1100 ਲਵਾਂਗੇ, 1100... (ਤਾੜੀ ਮਾਰ ਕੇ) !!
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ਪਿੱਛੇ pappu ਵੀ ਖੜਾ ਸੀ !!View Full

Teacher agle janam mein kya

Teacher to girl - ਤੁਮੇ ਅਗਲੇ ਜਨਮ ਮੇਂ ਕਿਆ ਬਣਨਾ ਹੈ ?
Girl - ਚਾਂਦ ।
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Teacher to pappu - ਤੁਮੇ ਅਗਲੇ ਜਨਮ ਮੇਂ ਕਿਆ ਬਣਨਾ ਹੈ ?
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Why do u follow me everytime

Awesome touching msg:

Girl: Why do u follow me every time?

Pappu :- Well,

When i was kid, my parents always used to say
"keep following your dreams until you get them"!View Full

Pappu Madam mera bhi 1 sawal Hai

Double Meaning
Teacher Asked Pappu: Agar ped par 5 birds bethe ho,
aur tum 1 ko goli maar do  to kitne bach gaye.. ??
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Pappu:"Koi nahi, sab udd jayenge...
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Teacher:"Nahi, 4 bachenge,View Full

Tell name of any Microsoft Product

Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
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Pappu after thinking a lot, "MS Dhoni"!View Full

Aur Pappu pass ho gya

Ishq ke school mein
naya mahoul taiyar ho gaya,
Pappu ki GF se
puri class ko pyar ho gaya,
Bas tabhi se pappu udas ho gaya,
Puri class fail aur Pappu pass ho gaya!View Full

Pappu ki master se ladai

Pappu ki master se hui ladai
Master ne ki pappu ki dhulai
Pappu ka garm hua khoon
Gaya kabristan aur kabar pe
master ki photo taang ke
likh diya COMING SOONView Full

Pappu with girlfriend Italian in restaurant

To impress his girlfriend,
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Pappu took her to a very nice Italian restaurant.
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He picked up menu and ordered
Benigno Bergamini
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Jail mein RAMAYAN play kiya

Todays Status
Pappu havaldar:
sir raat ko jail ke kaidiyo ne milkar RAMAYAN play kiya tha.

Jailer : ye to bahut achhi baat hai.

Pappu: baat to achhi hai sir lekin wo kaidi jo hanuman bana tha
wo sanjeevni lekar wapas hi nahi lauta. hahaView Full

Padhe likhe te anpadh wich fark

Kudi ne Pappu ਨੂੰ ਪੁੱਛਿਆ
ਦੱਸੋ ਭਲਾ ਪੜੇ ਲਿਖੇ ਤੇ ਅਨਪੜ੍ਹ ਵਿੱਚ ਕੀ ਫਰਕ ਏ
Pappu = ਜਿਹੜੇ ਪੜੇ ਲਿਖੇ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਆ ਉਹ ਹਾਂਜੀ ਕਹਿੰਦੇ ਆView Full