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Pareshan pappu ki kahani

Pareshan ''PAPPU'' ki kahani...
Pareshan thi Pappu ki wife,
Non happening thi jo uski life,
Pappu ko na milta tha aaram,
office me karta kaam hi kaam,

Pappu ke boss bhi the bade cool,
Promotion ko har baar jate bhul,
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Jaanu tum change ho gayi ho

Pappu: "Jaanu ab tum change ho gayi ho..
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GF:"Wo kyun.. ??
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Pappu:"Ab main tumhe KISS karta hu to tum Eyes Close Nahi Karti..
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Teacher to pappu 1869 ch ki hoya c

Teacher - 1869 ਵਿਚ ਕੀ ਹੋਯਾ C
chunnu - Gandhi ਦਾ jnam
Teacher - gud beh ja

Teacher (pappu ਨੂ) - 1872 ਵਿਚ ਕੀ hoya C
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pappu - Hehehe - Gandhi 3 saal ਦਾ ਹੋ Gaya C ... :D
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Fourth law of Motion

Pappu wanted 2 become a great scientist like Newton
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After long research,
He wrote the 4th law of motion:
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“Loose motion can never be done in slow motion”..! :P
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What she wanted for her birthday

Pappu: I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday. Bunty: So what did she ask for?
Pappu: She replied that
"NOTHING would make me happier than diamonds". Bunty: So you get her diamonds?
Pappu: No. I got her 'NOTHING'.... :P
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What is Microsoft Excel

Pappu in computer exam ;
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Examiner: What is Microsoft Excel ?? . . . . . . . . .
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Pappu: It is a new branch of Surf Excel
to clean the computer.. :P :D :P
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Teacher India ka jhanda sab se pehle

Teacher: India ka jhanda
sab se pehle kahan lehraya gya?
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Pappu: Hawa mein !!! :P
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Pappu girlfriend ke saath 1st date pe gya

Pappu apni girlfriend ke saath 1st date pe gya :
”Ye meri pehli date hai darling..
agar koi galti ya kami reh jaaye
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chota bhai samajh kar maaf kar dena :P
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Teacher ek story sunao with moral

Teacher: Ek Story Sunao with moral.
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Pappu: Maine Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi.
Phir Usne Phone Kiya Main So Raha Tha.....
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Moral: Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni....
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Examination ki preparation ho chuki Hai

Pappu: yaar Pintu, Examination Ki Saari Preparation Ho Chuki Hai.
Pintu: bahut Acche
Pappu: Haan Yaar Pen, Pencil, Sharpner
Sab Ready hai, Bas padhai Karna Baaki hai.
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