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3 ladkon ne daru pee ke taxi roki

3 ladkon ne daru pee ke ek taxi roki.
Driver samjh gya.
Uss ne gaadi start ki aur fir band kar di.
Bola lo saab hum pahuch gye.
1st ne usse paise de diye.
2nd bola thank you
aur 3rd ne ek thapad diya!
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Boy to Girl Aur Tumhe Kya Chahiye

Girl: i love u
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Boy: i love u 2
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Boy:" Mere Paas Apne Dost Jaisi Car To Nahin
Par Tumhe Apni Palkon Pe Bitha ke Ghumaunga!
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Mere Paas Uss Jaisa Bada Bangla To Nahin
Par Tumhe Apne Dil Mein Jagah Dunga..
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Dad watching ‎Fashion TV and Son Came

Dad watching ‎#Fashion TV...
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Suddenly Son Came...
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DAD : Gareeb Ladkiya Hai Bechari
Dekho Bechariyo ko
Kapde Khareedne Ke Liye Bhi Paise Nahi Hai... !!!
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Son : Iss Se Bhi Gareeb Chahiye
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Paise agar ped par ugte to Ladkiyon ki setting

100 Crore ki baat kar raha hu
sab dhyan dena...
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paise agar ped par ugte... .
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To Ladkiyon ki setting bandaro se bhi ho jati... .. :P :D :v
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GirlFriend‬ Ke Sath Date Pe Jaa Rahe Ho

Apni ‪#‎GirlFriend‬ Ke Sath Date Pe Jaa Rahe Ho !!!
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Par Chahte Ho Ki Khaane Peene Mein,
Faltu Ka Kharcha Na Ho...
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To Uss Se Puchho
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Kya Khaayegi Moti?? ;)
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Bande di sardari honi chahidi aa

#Fukri ਤਾਂ ਸਾਰੇ ਮਾਰ ਲੈਂਦੇ ਨੇ,
ਬੰਦੇ ਕੋਲ #Dildari ਹੋਣੀ ਚਾਹੀਦੀ ਆ__

Paise ਤਾਂ ਸਾਰੇ ਕਮਾ ਲੈਦੇਂ,
ਬੰਦੇ ਦੀ #Sardari ਹੋਣੀ ਚਾਹੀਦੀ ਆ__;)
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Aukhe vele kade yaar na chadiye

faqeera te aashiqa da kadi haal na puchiye,
jihda koi jawab na hove aisa koi swaal na puchiye,
jane khane nu yaar na maniye, te aukhe vele kade yaar na chadiye,
dhee bhen sabh di sanjhi hundi, is layi maada kadi na takkiye,
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Tutt jande ne garibi ch rishte

ਟੁੱਟ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਨੇ ਗਰੀਬੀ 'ਚ ਰਿਸ਼ਤੇ
ਜੋ ਅਨਮੋਲ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਨੇ,
ਹਜਾਰਾਂ ਯਾਰ ਬਣਦੇ ਨੇ
ਜਦ ਪੈਸੇ ਕੋਲ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਨੇ... Tutt jande ne garibi ch rishte
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Education related songs

Education related songs
SCHOOL : Apni to paatshala
masti ki pathshala
TUTION : Idhar chala mai udhar chala
MATHS : Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
SCIENCE : Aa khusi se kudkushi karle
GEOGRAPHY : Musafir hoon main yaaro
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You Must Bring the Change

"CHANGE CAN'T BE GIVEN U EVERYTIME
U MUST BRING THE CHANGE"
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Great line said by:-
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Girdhari lal sabji wala
Kripya paise khulle de :D :P
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