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Waqt Se Pehle Kismat Ke Bina

Kehte Hein Waqt Se Pehle
Or Kismat Ke Bina
Kisi Ko Kuch Nahi Milta
. . . . ~Afsos~ . . . . . .
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Mere Paas #Waqt Nahi
Or Ladkiyon Ke Paas #Kismat Nahi… :D :P
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GirlFriend and Bluetooth Phone

GirlFriend and
Bluetooth wale phone
Ek jaise hote hain
paas mein ho to connected rehte hain..
Door hone pe ' New Device Found ' :P
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Har Dhadkan fariyad karti hai

Ab to khamoshi bhi unki sab kuch byan kar deti hai,
kehne ko to paas hai mere vo..
Phir bhi Dil ki har dhadkan,
unse milne ki khuda se fariyad kar deti hai...
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Laut aane ko jee chahta hai

Na muskurane ko jee chahta hai,
Na aansoo bahane ko jee chahta hai,
Likhu to kya likhu teri yaad mein,
Bass tere paas laut k aane ko jee chahta hai....
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himmat valo tod na jattan da

khet di vatt te tu kahnu sir sutt k baitha
charhdi umre dass tu kahde rone pe gye ne,
himmat mehnat valo koi tod na jattan da
thaggi thori wale paase piche reh gye ne,
ikk chaah di rehdi laun wala je desh chala sakda
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Udas Ho Gyi Hai Zindagi

Chahat Hai Mout Ki Jo Paas Nai Aati,
Tamanna Hai Jis Khushi Ki Wo Raas Nai Aati,
Udas Ho Gayi Hai #Zindagi Rote Rote,
Kuch Yaadein Hai Jo Tadpane Se Baaz Nai Aati...
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Santa going for Lion hunt

Santa GUN lekar darwaze ke paas khada tha.
Santa's wife: Why R U standing there

Santa:-Sher(Lion) ka shikaar karne ja rha hu.
Wife: To jao na khade kyo ho?
Santa:-kaise jau! :/
bahar #KUTTA khada hai...  :D
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Doctor ne aaram ke liye kaha

Wife: Suno Doctor Ne Mujhe
1 Mahina Aaram Ke Liye
#Switzerland Ya #Paris Jaane Ko Kaha Hai…
Hum Kaha Jayenge ?
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Husband: Doosre Doctor ke Paas! :D :P
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Neend Ki Goli De Raha Hun

Ek Din Ek Aadmi Doctor Ke Paas
Check Up Ke Liye Gya.
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Doctor:- Aapko Aaram Ki Sakht Jarurat Hai...
Ye Neend Ki Goli De Raha Hun,
Ek Subah Aur Ek Sham Ko Apne
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#Whatsapp Group Members Ko Khila Dena! :D
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Main Mukk Java Gall Khas Nai

Tainu Chahun Wale Nai Mukkne
Main Mukk Java Gall Koi Khaas Nahi...

Tainu Bahut Mil Jange Par
Tu Mainu Mil Jave Aisi Vi Koi Aaas Nahi...

Tere Kol Aaun Ge Bahut Par
Tere Bina Auna Kise Ne Mere Paas Nahi...
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