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Sher ka pinjra

Juma Bazar mein ek aadmi aawaz lagate hue.

"Sher ka pinjra"
10 rupay mein!

"Sher ka pinjra"
10 rupay mein!

Ek aurat ne paas ja kar dekha,
phir waapis aa gayi
Doosri ne pucha kya hua?
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Dad watching ‎Fashion TV and Son Came

Dad watching ‎#Fashion TV...
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Suddenly Son Came...
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DAD : Gareeb Ladkiya Hai Bechari
Dekho Bechariyo ko
Kapde Khareedne Ke Liye Bhi Paise Nahi Hai... !!!
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Son : Iss Se Bhi Gareeb Chahiye
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Ni hun asin kaun ho gaye

kade aapan kathiyan padhde si pindo 12 paas kitiya.
saadi alarh umar niyani si ni jadon tere naal lagiya.
maapian ne chandigarh kaahdi padhan payi
ni tu bhull baithi saada ni pyar ni hun asin kaun ho gaye
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Na gujarna ‪Eid‬ ke din Masjid‬ ke paas se

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Na gujarna ‪#‎Eid‬ ke din kisi ‪#‎Masjid‬ ke paas se, Kahin log ‪#‎Chand‬ samajh kar ‪#‎Roja‬ na tod de, Hokar khafa khuda tumse kahin #Chand jaise chehre banana na chhod de....
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Main kinna tainu karda haan pyar

Main kinna tainu karda haan,
Pyar jadon dassanga..
Ikk paase dil, Ikk paase jaan rakhanga..(x3)
Main kinna tainu karda haan.... Jadon sade dohan da, ikko rabb ho giya,
Jadon sade dohan da, ikko jag ho giya....
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Pyar Karo To Aisa Karo Ke

Kuch Log Pyar Karte Hai Nibhane Ke Liye,
Kuch Log Pyar Karte Hai BhuL Jane Ke Liye..!!

Pyar Karo To Aisa Karo Ke
Dono Tadpe Ek Doosre Ke Paas Aane Ke Liye..!!!
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Ek Conductor Ki Shadi Ho Rahi Thi

Ek Conductor Ki Shadi Ho Rahi Thi
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Jab Dulhan Pheron Ke Waqt
Uske Paas Aakar Baithi
To Vo Bola :-
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Thoda Paas Ho Ke Baith,
Ek Sawari Aur Baith Sakti Hai.... :D :P
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Goli maar billo Tommy Armani nu

ਗੋਲੀ ਮਾਰ ਬਿੱਲੋ Tommy- Armani ਨੂੰ,
Jutti ਕੱਢਵੀਂ Te ਕੁੜਤੇ Paye ਹੋਏ Ne,
ਕੱਲ Da ਕਿਸੇ Nu ਕੁੱਝ Ni ਪਤਾ,
Par Ajj ਤਾਂ Yaar ਚਾਰੇ Paase ਛਾਏ Hoye ਨੇ...
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Lalu ji Obama se English Training lekar aaye

Lalu ji ek mahina obama ke paas
se engish ki training lekar wapis aaye
ek din unhe ek call aaya..
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lalu ji bole"Who is speaking?"
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jawab aaya "Hum Sasura Obama bol raha hun"
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Dard ye ki tu mere paas nahi hai

Kaise byaan karu alfaz nahi hai.
Dard ka mere tujhe ehsas nahi hai.
Puchte ho mujhe kya dard
mujhe dard ye hai ki tu mere paas nahi hai... :(
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