Mein 1st Division mein paas hua to

Bacha :- DAD aapko pata chale ki
Mein 1st Division mein paas hua
to aap ko kaisa Lagega..???
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DAD :- Main to khushi se Pagal ho Jaunga..
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Bacha :- Basss, isi Darr se Mein Fail ho gya...View Full

Chor Santa ka mobile lekar bhaga

Ek chor Santa ka mobile lekar bhag raha tha.
Santa hasne laga
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Banta : Wo tumhare mobile ko lekar bhag raha hai
aur tum hans rahe ho.
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Santa : Bhagne do,
charger to mere paas hai! hahaView Full

Koi likhta hai dil ke jazbaat ko

koi likhta hai dil ke jazbaat ko,
to koi likhta hai apne haalat ko.
kisi ke paas likhne ke liye kuch samay nahi,
aur koi likhta hai din va raat ko.
koi to likhta hai bas idhar udhar ki,
to koi likhta hai apni anubhavi baat ko.View Full

Khubsurat Ladki 2 Rupiye Mein Kiss

Gareebi Kya Hai.. ??
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Jab 1 Khubsurat Ladki 2 Rupiye Mein
Kiss Karne Ko Taiyaar Ho
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Tumhare Paas Sirf 1 Rupiya Ho.. :-D ;-)View Full

Yaadon Mein Wo Aaj Bhi Mere Paas Hai

Es Sham Ne Dilayi Hai
Yaad Kisi Khaas Ki :(
Jisko Paane Ki
Mujhe Aas Thi
Wo To Na Mili
Par Uska Ehsaas Saath Hai <3
Yaadon Mein Hi Sahi
Par Wo Aaj Bhi Mere Paas Hai… :(View Full

Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai ke

Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai ke kuch aisa ho jaye
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Paperz hon magar result na aaye
Classiz hon magar teacherz na aayen
Bus mein bethein university na aaye
Picnic par jayen magar wapis na aayen
Gaari chalayen magar petrol na dalwayenView Full

Hun paasa vatt langh javen kol di

ਬੈਠ Ke Splendor ਉੱਤੇ Ghumdi Si ਸ਼ਹਿਰ
Hun ਸਤਿ Sri ਅਕਾਲ Vi Nai ਬੋਲਦੀ__

Lagge ਬਦਨਾਮੀਆਂ Ton ਡਰ Hun ਤੈਂਨੂੰ
Paasa ਵੱਟ Lang ਜਾਂਵੇ ਕੋਲ Di__View Full

Tum door ho aur paas bhi

Tum door ho. aur paas bhi
Tum hansi ho aur aansu bhi
Tum Mere mann ki shanti ho.. aur dil ki bechaini bhi!
Tum meri amanat ho.. aur ek sapna bhi!View Full

Ek Aadmi Ke Daant Mein Keeda Lag Gya

Ek Aadmi Ke Daant Mein Keeda Lag Gya,
Wo Doctor Ke Paas Gya to Doctor Bola :-
4 Din Subah-Shaam  Doodh- Biscuit Lo
& 5ve Din Sirf Doodh Lo,
Keeda Jaroor Nikal Jayega.
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Usne 4 Din Doodh-Biscuit Liye
AurView Full

Boy to Girl Aur Tumhe Kya Chahiye

Girl: i love u
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Boy: i love u 2
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Boy:" Mere Paas Apne Dost Jaisi Car To Nahin
Par Tumhe Apni Palkon Pe Bitha ke Ghumaunga!
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Mere Paas Uss Jaisa Bada Bangla To Nahin
Par Tumhe Apne Dil Mein Jagah Dunga..
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