Itna chahta hai mujhe

3 boys proposed a girl...
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1st: Mai tumhare liye apni jaan de sakta hu.
Girl: "Wo to sab kehte hain"
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2nd: Mai tumhare liye chand taare tod kar la sakta hu.
Girl: "Purana dialogue hai"
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Google Earth te hi gedi launde

Petrol ਹੋ ਗਿਆ ਮਹਿੰਗਾ ਨਿੱਤ
Google Earth ਤੇ ਹੀ ਗੇੜੀਆਂ ਲਾਉਦੇ ਹਾਂ
ਤੂੰ ਤਾ ਦਿਸੇ ਨਾ ਬਸ Map ਵਿੱਚ ਦੇਖ - ਦੇਖView Full

Passing Marks are still 35

US Dollar has increased to Rs 55;
Milk has increased to Rs 40;
And Petrol has shot up to Rs 70.
Thank God!
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Passing Marks are still 35!View Full

College Life means

College Life:

Means... 8 frnds, 1 bike but no petrol...
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Means... Exam night, 6 dufers & no notes...
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Means... Sitting on sea view, 6 smokerz & 1 cigarette...
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Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai ke

Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai ke kuch aisa ho jaye
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Paperz hon magar result na aaye
Classiz hon magar teacherz na aayen
Bus mein bethein university na aaye
Picnic par jayen magar wapis na aayen
Gaari chalayen magar petrol na dalwayenView Full

May your happiness increase like Petrol‬ Prices

May your happiness increase like ‪#‎Petrol‬ Prices
May your sorrow fall like an Indian ‪#‎Rupee‬
And may your joy fill your ‪#‎heart‬ like ‪#‎corruption‬ in India!View Full

Maa Main ‪Pappu se hi SHADi Karungi

GirL: Maa Main ‪#‎PAPPU‬ Se Hi SHADi Karungi,
Wo Bahut AmEEr Hai
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Maa: Tujhe Kaise Pata?
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GirL: Uske Kapdon Se Din bhar
PETROL Ki Khushboo Aati Rehti Hai.!!! lolView Full

Bhaag Milkha Bhaag is an inspirational movie

Bhaag Milkha Bhaag is an inspirational movie
for this generation
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and especially because
Petrol Prices are rising every next month :D :PView Full

Height of KUCH BHI

Height of 'KUCH BHI'
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Teacher: agar 1 aam ki ped par 10 kele lage hain ,
aur unme se 7 amrood tod liye to kitne angoor bachenge?
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Student : sir 9 haathi
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Teacher: Wah tumhe kaise pata chala?
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Mere birthday par bahut costly Gift dena

Girl - Mere b'day par mujhe bahut costly Gift dena ^_^
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Boy - OK :/
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On the B'Day
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Boy - UR Gift!
Girl - How Sweet :) ismein kya hai?
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Boy - #PETROL mein tale huyeView Full