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Kaun sa Tyre Puncture Tha

4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari Nahi Ki,
Unho Ne 1 plan Banaya Aur Wo Agle Din Principal Ko Bole:
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Sir Ham Shadi Mein Gaye The,
Raste Me Gaadi Ka Tyre Puncture Ho Gaya,
Ham Saari Raat Dhakka Lagate Rahe,
Is Liye Padh Nahi Sake,
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Facebook Girls 1000 ke Note Ki Tarah

#Facebook Pe Girls 1000 Ke Note Ki
Tarah Hoti Hein
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Kyu Ki
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Sala Hamesha Darr Laga Rehta Hai,
Kahin Farzi (Fake) Na Ho.... :D :P
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Keep yourself Calm and Silent

“Coin always makes sound
but the currency notes are always silent.
So when your value increases
Keep yourself calm & silent”
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100 Ke Chhutte Hain?

Ek Baniya Sadak Par Chal Raha Tha
To Ek Bhikhari Uske Paas Aaya.

Bhikhari: “Bhagwan Ke Naam Par
Kuch Paise De Do 4 Din Se Bhukha Hun.”
Baniye Ke Mann Mein Pata Nahi Kya Aaya
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Mujhe Note3 Hi chahiye

दुकानदार:- चचा कौन सा मोबाईल दिखाऊं ?
चाचा:- #NOTE 3 दे दो..
दुकानदार:- चचा #Lava वगैरह ले लो
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Mar juga Putt Jatt Da

Inni #Malwe ch chale sardari kudiye
Onne chalde na note sarkari kudiye...
Naal turna pau je layi yari kudiye
shonk nal rakhi ghodi kale rang di
nale dabb wich asla vi pa ke rakhda
aina nahio pta kinean nu rol du
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Paise Jod Raha Hun

Girlfriend: Hi Jaanu, Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Boyfriend: Paise Jod Raha Hun...
#Girlfriend: Aaaaawww,  ^_^
I Know Mere New Phone Ke Liye
Aap Paise Jod Rahe Ho Na Baby,
How sweet of you Muuuaah!
#Boyfriend: 10 Rupaye Ka Note Phat Gya Hai,
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