Pappu ko ek lawaris #bandar mila.
Wo usko police station le gya.
Inspector ne kaha, isko #Zoo le ke jayo...
Next day #inspector ne pappu ko
bandar ke sath bus stop par dekha,
Inspector: isko zoo nahi le kar gaye???
#Pappu: kal gaye the,View Full
In Engineering Colleges,
a 'Hi' from a guy is a 'Hi' to a girl.
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But a 'Hi' from a girl to a guy,
is guy's imagining marriage and kids
with her for the next 30 seconds. xDView Full
Due to High Petrol Price,
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MTV
ROADIES will now be using Horses in
the next season instead of Bikes.
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& the show name will be " GHODIES " :P :DView Full
My wishes for you are not limited to just the next year
but to all the years that you experience in your Lifetime and in your reincarnations!
Have a Fun-Filled, Smashing, Rocking and happening New Years!View Full
There i Go. . .
To the GIRL that WANT ME
To the LOSER that LOST ME and
To the next LUCKY BASTARD that gets the honour to KEEP ME B-)
Bitch Please :-PView Full
TC Fined Ticket Less Girls
Girl In Pant Was Fined - Rs 100
Skirt Girl - Rs 50
Mini Skirt Girl - Rs 25
Next Girl Was Fined Rs 0 Why?
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U Naughty
She Had Ticket... :DView Full
A 5 Year Old Girl Asked
The Boy Who Sits Next To Her
"WHAT IS LOVE"
He Replied :
" Love is When You Steal Chocolates Everyday
From My Bag "N' Yet I Still Keep Them
In The Same Place :* <3View Full
Life is the hardest school,
as u never know
what level of Class you are in,
what exam u will have next & u
cant Cheat bcoz
nobody else will have the same question !!!View Full
