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Child prayer please give me a cycle

Cute dada giri
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child prayed god "plz give me a cycle"
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But he didn't got any cycle...
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next day he stole a ganesh statue
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wrote letter to lord shiva
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"agar bacha chahiye to
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Jo Student top kare

Jo student top kare,
wo
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"Student Of The Year.."
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aur jo student fail ho jaye
wo
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AMERICAN LIFE STYLE

AMERICAN LIFE STYLE
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DAUGHTER:"Sorry Dad,
I got married yesterday..
Forgot to invite you..
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DAD:"U naughty.. It's Ok..
But Don't forget next Time... :P
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I am getting married next month

I am getting married next month.
its small party
and only few people will be invited.
dont bring any gift.
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just bring someone who 'll marry me. ;) :D
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Wife found a paper in husband pocket

Wife hit her husband with frying pan.
Husband: What was that for…?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it.

Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
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How many apples U can eat empty stomach

One more brain wali girl found :P Boy : How many apples can u eat in empty stomach?
Girl : i can eat 3 apples ? Boy: U can eat only 1 apple empty stomach..
bcz when U eat 2nd apple tht's not in empty stomach... :D Girl :: Super Joke Yaar (y)
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Bhaag Milkha Bhaag is an inspirational movie

Bhaag Milkha Bhaag is an inspirational movie
for this generation
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and especially because
Petrol Prices are rising every next month :D :P
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Five nice little beliefs

5 Nice Little Beliefs!
 
1. Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer
all the People gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella.
THAT'S FAITH!
 
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Where is your Assignment book

Teacher: Where is your Assignment book. . . ?
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Me: Mam, I lost it While Fighting with Students
Who Said That You Are Not The Most Beautiful
Teacher In This College. . . ^_^
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Teacher : Chal Hat Badmash !!!
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What is a real race

What is a RACE???
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A real race is when you are trying
to finish off the Paani Poori  before the
Paani Poori boy puts the next one into the plate! :D
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