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Best things start with M

Best things start with M... We got Mom, Magic, Miracles, Mobile phones, McDonald's and of course,
.
ME.... ;) :D
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Boyfriend bana lo kripa shuru ho jayegi

Girl: Baba mere mobile me Balance nahi rehta
kya karu
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NIRMAL Baba: "#Boyfriend hai ki nahi
Girl: nahi..
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Baba: bas isliye hi kripa ruki hai,
Boyfriend bana lo kripa shuru ho jayegi.. :P :D
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Boys on Bike but Eyes on Girls

Boys on Bike ..
1 hand on clutch
1 hand on accelatar
1 ear on traffic sound
1 ear on mobile
1 leg on gear
1 leg on break
&
2 Eyes on Girls :P
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iPhone is Salman Khan of mobiles

#iPhone is the
Salman Khan of the mobile world. Expensive...
Just one design... Same performance
No change or enhancement And only cosmetic changes...
A lot of blind fan following!!! :D
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Ranjit Bawa Jean Song Lyrics

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ਅਸੀਂ ਸਿਧ੍ਹੇ ਸਾਧੇ ਜੇਹੇ ਪੇਂਡੂ ਜੱਟ ਨੀ
ਤੂੰ #Facebook ਦੇ ਸਹਾਰੇ ਲਏ ਪੱਟ ਨੀਂ
ਹੋ ਤੇਰੇ ਹੱਥਾਂ 'ਚ #Mobile
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Hansne Ki Aawazein Kyun Aati Hain

Ek baar Santa ka padosi Usse puchta hai k
Tere ghar se hamesha hansne ki aawazein kyu
aati rehti hain...??!
#Santa Replied:
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.
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Meri biwi mujhe joote se maarti hai...
lag jaaye to wo hasti hai,
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Sir Mein Bahut Garib Hu

Teacher to Boy:
Nalayak, Class Mein Din Bhar
Ladkiyon Ke Saath Itni Baatein Kyu Karta Rehta Hai?
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Boy: Sir, Mein Bahut Garib Hu!
Mere #Mobile me #WhatsApp Nahi Hai !!! ;) :P
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iPhone feeling of landline

Who said Land-Line phones are out of fashion? Simply buy an #iPhone
All day long, it has to be plugged to a charger.
By God, it really gives you the
feeling of being a 'Land-Line' phone!!! :P
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Sada China Mobile Chakk Ho Gya

Oh Vade Ghar Di Rakane.
Tere Sade Naal Yarane.
Ni Tu Paundi Ae Brand.
Main Pava Kurta Pajame.
Aaya Facebook Utte Kal Message C Tera.
Kahto Pyar Pake Vakh Ho Gya,,,
Billo Dindi Fire Party Tu #IPhone Di.
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Mobile battery ghat reh jave

ਜਦੋਂ ‪#‎Mobile‬ ਦੀ ‪#‎Battery‬ 2-3% ਰਹਿ ਜਾਵੇ
ਤਾਂ ਕਈ ਤਾਂ ਇਦਾਂ ਭੱਜਦੇ Charger ਵੱਲ ਨੂੰ
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