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ਨਾ ‪#‎Poke‬ ਕੁੜੇ.... :D :PView Full

Treat Women With Respect

DeaR MeN !!
TreaT YouR WomeN WitH RespecT
BecAusE
1 Day SomEonE WiLL Do ThE SamE
To yOuR DauGhteR :)View Full

Husband's hair in locket

Lady 1: I suppose you carry a memento of some sort in that locket of yours?
Lady 2: Yes, it is a lock of my husband's hair.

Lady 1: But your husband is still alive?
Lady 2: Yes, but his hair are gone!!! :PView Full

Garry Sandhu Banda Ban Ja Lyrics

Tere nikke nikke rossea to sajjna,
ve mein tang aayi hoyi aa
Tu banda ban ja Dila dea janiya,
Main Tere naal Viahi Hoyi Haan

Ikko Chunni Nal Main Tan Katte Tin Saal ve
Kidaa Payi Firda Tu Jebi Ch Rumaal VeView Full

Tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon

In a train compartment husband: Darling,
mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai,
tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin.
Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon,
tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon.

Banta sitting on upper berth says:
BOW BOW :DView Full

Coffee thandi ho jayegi

Santa Banta sit in a coffee shop
Santa : "jaldi pee yaar, Coffee thandi ho jayegi"
Banta : "To kya?"
Santa : arey bewakoof, menu card parh!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/-
&
COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-View Full

Doctor Ne Naya Clinic Khola

Solid Beijjati: -
.
Ek Doctor Ne Naya Clinic Khola. .
Thodi Der Bad Ek Aadmi Aaya. .
.
Doctor Ne Apne Aap Ko Busy Show Karne K Liye,
Telephone Ka Receiver Uthaya Aur Appointment Dene
K Andaz Main Bolne Laga. .
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Main paise jod lya iphone

Main paise jod jod lya #iphone4 ni
tu ta five v handai firdi...
Sachi bhut sohni menu lagdi
jehde #vaal reboun je krvai firdi...View Full

Dua Taqdeer Badal Sakti Hai

The Journey of LIFE is travelled only once!
So,
Make TAUBA for Past,
SHUKAR for Present
&
DUA for the Future
Because Dua is the Only Element
that Changes TAQDEER...View Full

Never stop Loving You

There Is Not A Single Day
When I Haven't Thought About You.
There Is Not A Single Night
When I Haven't Dreamt About You, 
And There Is Not A Single Moment
Ever Gonna Come In My Life
When I Stop Loving You...View Full