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Dad's gift to son on birthday

Montu woke up in the morning and made a status saying
"Gud Morning friendz, it's my birthday 2day".
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After half and hour his Dad made a comment saying
"Happy Birthday, son. I got a gift for you."
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If you meet Rajnikanth What you want to do

If you meet #Rajnikanth...
What you want to do ?
1. Hug him
2. Take a picture with him.
3. Read Jokes about him and laugh together.
4. Get blessing.
5. Beg him teach you all #awesome things he does.
6. Watch his movie #Robot with him.
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Dasso tuhada ki lagda

ਪੜ੍ਹੋ ਪੜ੍ਹੋ ਪੜ੍ਹੋ ਪੜ੍ਹੋ ਪੜ੍ਹੋ
ਤੇਰੀ ਨਾਨੀ ਦਾ ਜਵਾਈ
ਤੇਰੀ ਭੂਆ ਦਾ ਭਾਈ
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ਦੱਸੋ ਦੱਸੋ ਦੱਸੋ ਦੱਸੋ
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Love Me with all of your Heart

Love Me With All Of Your Heart
Love me with all of your heart
That's all I want, Love
Love me with all of your heart Or Not at all

Just promise me this
That you'll give me all your kisses
Every winter every summer Every Fall
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Where is your Assignment book

Teacher: Where is your Assignment book. . . ?
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Me: Mam, I lost it While Fighting with Students
Who Said That You Are Not The Most Beautiful
Teacher In This College. . . ^_^
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Teacher : Chal Hat Badmash !!!
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Sham Ke Waqt Mil Jaye Saath Tera

Kisi Roz Sham Ke Waqt,
Suraj Ke Aaram Ke Waqt,
Mil Jaye Saath Tera,
Hath Mein Leke Hath Tera, <3 Door Kahin Tanhai Mein,
Duniya Se Judai Mein,
Apne Sang Bithau Tujhe,
Dil Ka Haal Sunau Tujhe, <3 Tere Hath Ki Lakiro Men,
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I can Tell Your English Result

A Girl updated her #Status:
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"2 day is ma result,, i um vary mucah hape.."
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I Commented: I can tell your #English result right now..! xD :P
*Blocked*
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You cannot be punished twice

Why doesnt the India law permit a man
to marry a second women?
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A. Because as per Law
you cannot be punished twice for the same offence! :D
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Yaad ne ajj vi tere ditte zakham

yaad ae menu ajj v tere ditte zakham :'(
par kujh nahi kahaga tainu

baHut vadda ehsAan hai tera mere te
teri ek thokar ne mainu chalne sikha ditta :'(
 
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Most emotional moment in boys Life

The most emotional moment in Boys #Life
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When a Girl says
"Mujhe Request bhejo"
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Itni khushi, Itni khushi,
Bass mat pocho :D
Agree Boys...... :P
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