Khaali katori me roti dubo kar

Santa: hotel me khaali katori me roti dubo kar kha rha tha.
Waiter: ye kaise khaa rahe ho?
Santa: SHUT UP main Maths teacher hun.
DAAL maine SUPPOSE ki hui hai. :PView Full

Teacher agar tum dost ko 500 do

Teacher:  Agr Tum Dost Ko 500 Rs. Do,
Usko 200 Ki Zarurt Ho To,
Wo Kitne Wapas Dega ??
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Studnt:" Kuchh Bhi Nai..
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Teacher:" Kya Tum Maths Nai Jante ??
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Student: Sir Aap Un Kamino Ko Nahi Jante.View Full

Mom to Kid - Lets practice maths

Mom to her 7 year old kid
Lets practice maths ok ?
Lets start with addition.
Example:-
If a Girl gave u 2 candy
and 2 ice cream
Whats ur answer..??
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Kid - Love U Jaanu. ;-)View Full

Actually We were caught sleeping together

Boy1 :: Meet my Wife Tina..
Boy2 :: Oh! I know her..
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Boy1 :: oh How.. ??
Boy2 :: actually we were caught sleeping together :|
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Boy1 :: what.. ??
What the hell.. ?? :@
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PAPPU YE PENT KISKI HAI

Maths Teacher to Pappu,
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If U had 1000Rs. in UR pocket
And 1000 Rs in the other pocket
Wat would U think ?
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PAPPU: YE PENT KISKI HAI.... lol :D :PView Full

Kiss explained with diffrent subjects

What is a #Kiss..??
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In Maths: Kiss is the shortest distance
between two Lips.
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In Biology: Kiss is just exchange of
germs from one mouth to another.
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In Economics: Kiss is a process in whichView Full

Education related songs

Education related songs
SCHOOL : Apni to paatshala
masti ki pathshala
TUTION : Idhar chala mai udhar chala
MATHS : Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
SCIENCE : Aa khusi se kudkushi karle
GEOGRAPHY : Musafir hoon main yaaroView Full

Being Human is my Style

Being human is my #Style
Not Fighting is my #AtTiTude
HElping other's is my #Happiness
Not Studying is my #careness
Doing maths is my #Interest
Listening to heart is my #HobbyView Full

Maths me Keval 1 number aaya

Papa: Ye kya,
tumhare #Maths me Keval 1 number aaya?
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Beta: Jab iraado mein ho doguni chamak,
To honslo me kyun nahi?
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Papa: What?
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Beta: Sirf 2 Zeros ka farak hai papa,
Aa jayenge!!!! :D :PView Full