Oye WhatsApp pe Joke Bhej

My ‎#Boss installed ‎#WhatsApp and texted me
‘Oye ‎#Joke Bhej…!’
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I replied : "Sir abhi mein kaam kar raha hoon".
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after some time — Boss Replies:
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How many apples U can eat empty stomach

One more brain wali girl found :P Boy : How many apples can u eat in empty stomach?
Girl : i can eat 3 apples ? Boy: U can eat only 1 apple empty stomach..
bcz when U eat 2nd apple tht's not in empty stomach... :D Girl :: Super Joke Yaar (y)View Full

Asha 305 306 or 311

Boy: Hi, Whats your name?
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Girl : ‪#‎Asha‬
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Boy : Nice... 305, 306 or 311?
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Waise 501 ke features jaada mast hain ! ;) :P
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Yar tan bas yariyan pagaunde si

Honsle tan dekho 22 tuhade yaar de
Pakke papera ch vi si nakal marde
Kitiyan galtiya te na pachhtaunde si
Yar tan bas yariyan paguande si
Yar tan bas yariyan pagaunde si   :) :)

Ya ta class cho bahar rehnde siView Full

LADDI SHAH mere dil da jaani

LADDI SHAH mere dil da jaani
kanni mundra akh mastani
challa de gya yaar nishani
baah meri nu farh ke
akh mere yaar di dukhe
laali meriya akhan de vich rarhke
akh mere yaar di dukhe
<3 JAI MASTAN DI <3View Full

Education related songs

Education related songs
SCHOOL : Apni to paatshala
masti ki pathshala
TUTION : Idhar chala mai udhar chala
MATHS : Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
SCIENCE : Aa khusi se kudkushi karle
GEOGRAPHY : Musafir hoon main yaaroView Full

Daru ho gayi Sasti Theke wale Zindabad

Daru ho gai Sasti
Hum krenge Masti

Jam kar piyenge
Hans kar Jiyenge

Na Ayegi teri Yaad
Theke wale Zindabad..View Full

Yaaron Ke Bin Kaise Jee Payenge

YE HAI FB KI DUNIYA YARO SANG JEENA MARNA
DO LECTURE KARKE PADHAI  SARA DIN MASTI KARNA
YAHI WO DIN HAI JO YAAD AAYENGE
YAARON KE BIN HUM KAISE JEE PAYENGEView Full

Mere Dil mein tu hi basti thi

Aankhon mein tere roop ki masti thi
bas ek tu hi to meri hasti thi <3
aur kuch dil mein base ya naa base
lekin tu mere dil mein hardam basti thi <3View Full

Hindustan te Pakistan vi sanjha aa

#Hindustan vi sanjha aa te #Pakistan vi sanjha a
Sikh saroop vi sanjha a, musalman vi sanjha a
Sab sajje khabbe sanjhe ne, sab ammi abbe sanjhe ne
sab banjar maaru sanjhe ne, sab khet murabbe sanjhe ne
Multan Pashor vi sanjha a, ambarsar Lahore vi sanjha aView Full