Dogs marriage kyun nahi karte

Sumona: Dogs marriage kyun nahi karte..?
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Bittoo: Very simple..!
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Kyon ki wo to pehle se hi Kutto ki
Zindagi jee rahe hote hein ..! :P :DView Full

Logic behind hiding Groom's shoes

Never understood the logic behind
hiding the Groom's shoes for money
on d marriage day...
Instead

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if u hide his bedroom keys that night,
u can earn lacs.... :DView Full

Santa shouting to his girlfriend

Santa Shouting 2 His GirlFriend
"U Said V Will Do
Register #Marriage And U #Cheated Me,
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I was Waiting 4 U
Yesterday Whole Day In The Post Office..... :DView Full

Seeing a school girl after long time

Seeing a school girl in saree
after a long time in a marriage party
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and thinking
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"kaash ise school
mein hi ptaa liya hota" :PView Full

Aurat te Marad Makhi di pehchan

marriage wich Santa te Banta:
Ikk makhi #whisky di bottle te baithi hundi
te ikk #phone te baithi hundi

Santa: enha vicho marad makhi kehdi te aurat kehdi?
Banta bahut der soch ke kehinda
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Hi in Engineering Colleges

In Engineering Colleges,
a 'Hi' from a guy is a 'Hi' to a girl.
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But a 'Hi' from a girl to a guy,
is guy's imagining marriage and kids
with her for the next 30 seconds. xDView Full

Brilliant Answers by a Student

Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
Q.1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
Ans - In his Last Battle.
Q.2 - Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed ?
Ans - At the Bottom of the Page.View Full

Akal Hundi Je Ranjhe Nu

ਅਕਲ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਜੇ ਰਾਂਝੇ ਨੂੰ MILK ਵੇਚ ਕੇ DAIRY ਪਾ ਲੈਦਾ,
ਪੜਿਆ ਹੁੰਦਾ ਜੇ ਅੱਖਰ ਚਾਰ, ਗੱਲ ਕਾਨੂੰਨ ਦੀ ਜੇਬ 'ਚ ਪਾ ਲੈਦਾ,View Full

Boys Life Cycle

Boys are like:
When Single - Honey Singh
When in Love - Arijit Singh
After Breakup - Jagjeet Singh
After Marriage - Manmohan SinghView Full

Love Marriage Kra Laini

ikk tere naal pakki yaari aa,
dooji chandi di dabbi ch rendi aa feem ni...
jidan Dil keeta kra laini #Love_Marriage,
yaar tera tait hoke labhda koi skeem ni...View Full