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Marriage is like going to a restaurant

Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu,
And then look at neighbouring table n wish you”d ordered that
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Punjabi viah

Punjabi marriages ina 4 chija bina incomplete hundiya aa:
1. Daaru
2. Ladayi
3. Jaago te
4. "Tu ni boldi rkane tu ni boldi tere ch tera yaar bolda"
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Funny Dowry Demands Before Marriage

Some Funny Dowry Demands Before Marriage By Husband;
1975: Radio
1985: Television
1995: Scooter
2005: Car
2013: Wife Without Boyfriend !!
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India's Top Unbelievable Places

India's Top 13 Unbelievable places:
1.Gandhi Hair Saloon.
2.Mallika Textiles.
3.Kalmadi Constructions.
4.Jayalalita Fitness Club.
5.Dharmendra Dance Academy.
6.Mayawati Beauty Parlour.
7.Yamraj Travels.
8.Surdas Opticals.
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Wife asked husband to describe her

After 15 years of marriage a wife asked her husband to describe her.
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He looked at her slowly and then said: "A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K"
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"What does that mean ??" She asked..
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Kise nu Love Marriage fit behandi mitro

ਘੁੰਮਣਾ ਪੈਂਦਾ COURT ਕਚਹਿਰੀ,
ਸਾਰਾ ਜੱਗ ਬਣ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਵੈਰੀ__
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ਜਾਨ ਤੰਗ ਰਹਿੰਦੀ ਆ ਮਿੱਤਰੋ,
ਕਿਸੇ ਕਿਸੇ ਨੂੰ Love Marriage <3
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Santa sent marriage invite to all friends

Santa's marriage got fixed for 2nd November.
He sent an Invite to all his friends:
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Marriage is on 2nd, please come on the Ist Night.
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We'll all have fun together! :P haha :v
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Arranged Marrige & Love Marriage difference

Arranged ‪#‎Marriage‬ is "A snake bites you while you were walking",
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But Love Marriage is "DANCING in front of a King Cobra
and singing, "CHUMMA CHUMMA DE DE" :D :P
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Marriage is like a casino

Marriage is like a casino.
You go in all excited and optimistic
And you stumble out broke,
drunk and talking to yourself !!!
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Confession by a Girl & Amazing Reply

Wonderful #Confession by a Girl in Church &
Amazing reply she got She: I m in love with a boy
who is far away from me
I m in india and he lives in uk..
We met on marriage website
Became friends on #Facebook
Had long chats on #WhatsApp
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