Madam Aapke Bete Ne Machhar Kha Liya

Naukrani - Madam Aapke Bete Ne
Machhar Kha Liya..
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Madam - To Jaldi Se Doctor Ko Bula..
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Nokrani - Ab Darne Ki Koi Baat Nahi..
.
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Maine 'All Out' Pila Diya Hai... :DView Full

Procedure to Follow karna padta hai

Customer (Female) - Agar main aaj cheque jama karu to ye kab clear hoga?
Clerk - 3 din mein
Customer - Dono bank aamne-samne hain fir bhi itna samay Kyun ?
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Clerk - madam , PROCEDURE to FOLLOW karna padta hai na.View Full

Madam We are Friends on Facebook

Signal pay 1 aurat ki car ruki  to
1 fakir mangne laga...

Aurat boli:- Tumhari shakal kuch jaani pehchani lagti hai.

Fakir bola. Madam We Are #Friends on #Facebook  ;-)View Full

Agar Main Bill Gates Hota

Ek Teacher ne kaha ki 'AGAR MAIN BILL GATES HOTA' par essay likho.
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Sare students likhne lag gaye.
Teacher ne dekha ki sab likh rahe hain but
apna Pappu sirf smile kar raha tha, yahan vahan dekh raha tha lekin likh nahin raha tha.
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Girls are incomplete without Boys

#Woman has Man in it; #Mrs has Mr in it; #Female has Male in it; #Madam has Adam in it.

So #Girls are always
incomplete without #Boys!!! Rite ?View Full

Doctor I would advise you

Doctor: I would advise you, Madam,
to take frequent baths,
plenty of fresh air and dress in cool gowns.
Husband (an hour later): What did the doctor say?
Wife: He said I ought to go to the Bahamas;
and afterwards to the mountainsView Full

Yaar Anmulle Chete Aunde

oh school de din c kinne pyare ....
pta nae kinne c bunk yaara ne marre ...
nitt he class c miss karni ...
madam ne api c attendence puri karni...
canteen vich baith k oh mehfila laauniya...
oh din hun vadde yaad aunde ne ...View Full

Call to BSNL Customer Care

A Lady made a call to BSNL customer care.
Lady: Hello, 3 Din Se Internet Bandh Hai,
Aap Hi Bataiye Mein Kya Karun?
Customer care: Madam !
Ghar Ka Kuch Kaam Kar Lijiye !!! (image)View Full