I Need Your Heart to Love Mine <3
I Need Your Soul To Mate with Mine <3
I Need Your Eyes To Look into Mine <3
I need You to know
That I am Yours and you are Mine <3
& OnlY Mine..View Full
One of the Nicest Message:
As soon as you die...
your identity becomes a "Body".
People use phrases like: "Bring the Body",
"Lower the Body in the Grave",
"Take the Body to the Graveyard" etc. etc....View Full
Ek Aadmi Ke Daant Mein Keeda Lag Gya,
Wo Doctor Ke Paas Gya to Doctor Bola :-
4 Din Subah-Shaam Doodh- Biscuit Lo
& 5ve Din Sirf Doodh Lo,
Keeda Jaroor Nikal Jayega.
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Usne 4 Din Doodh-Biscuit Liye
AurView Full
2 kids were lying on bed under a blanket...
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1st kid : I’m a boy. And you ?
2nd kid : I don’t know
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1st kid : Wait I’ll check.
He went under the blanket and said “You’r a girl”
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Wife : How much do you #Love me ?
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Santa : I love U so much, I can't measure.
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Wife : No just tell me.... :/
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Santa : Okay, I am like a #Cellphone
& you are my #SIM card,View Full
One more brain wali girl found :P
Boy : How many apples can u eat in empty stomach?
Girl : i can eat 3 apples ?
Boy: U can eat only 1 apple empty stomach..
bcz when U eat 2nd apple tht's not in empty stomach... :D
Girl :: Super Joke Yaar (y)View Full
Husband: I found #Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: Wow, What did u ask for darling??
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Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
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Wife: oh..jaan.. Luv U so much.. Did he do that??
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#Speech‬ is an important part of our personality
because looks and beauty can only gain attraction
But speech and good language can win ‪#hearts‬ forever! :)View Full