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I am Yours and you are Mine

I Need Your Heart to Love Mine <3 I Need Your Soul To Mate with Mine <3 I Need Your Eyes To Look into Mine <3 I need You to know That I am Yours and you are Mine <3
& OnlY Mine..
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Even your best friends lie to you

Even your best friends lie to you
at some point; Because sometimes:
'You' are more important than the Truth.
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A good lecture should be like mini skirt

A good lecture should be
like a Girl’s mini skirt…
Long enough to cover the subject
&
short enough to create interest.
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Live a Life to Impress the Creator

One of the Nicest Message:
As soon as you die...
your identity becomes a "Body".
People use phrases like: "Bring the Body",
"Lower the Body in the Grave",
"Take the Body to the Graveyard" etc. etc....
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Ek Aadmi Ke Daant Mein Keeda Lag Gya

Ek Aadmi Ke Daant Mein Keeda Lag Gya,
Wo Doctor Ke Paas Gya to Doctor Bola :-
4 Din Subah-Shaam  Doodh- Biscuit Lo
& 5ve Din Sirf Doodh Lo,
Keeda Jaroor Nikal Jayega.
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Usne 4 Din Doodh-Biscuit Liye
Aur
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Two kids lying on bed under a blanket

2 kids were lying on bed under a blanket...
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1st kid : I’m a boy. And you ?
2nd kid : I don’t know
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1st kid : Wait I’ll check.
He went under the blanket and said “You’r a girl”
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I am like Cellphone & you my SIM card

Wife : How much do you ‎#Love me ?
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Santa : I love U so much, I can't measure.
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Wife : No just tell me.... :/
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Santa : Okay, I am like a ‎#Cellphone
& you are my ‎#SIM card,
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How many apples U can eat empty stomach

One more brain wali girl found :P Boy : How many apples can u eat in empty stomach?
Girl : i can eat 3 apples ? Boy: U can eat only 1 apple empty stomach..
bcz when U eat 2nd apple tht's not in empty stomach... :D Girl :: Super Joke Yaar (y)
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Husband found Aladin's lamp

Husband: I found #Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: Wow, What did u ask for darling??
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Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
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Wife: oh..jaan.. Luv U so much.. Did he do that??
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Speech and good language win ‪‎hearts

#‎Speech‬ is an important part of our personality
because looks and beauty can only gain attraction
But speech and good language can win ‪#‎hearts‬ forever! :)
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