Beta sab tumhare naam karti hoon

Dadi marte hue boli :
"Beta mein apna farm, 6 tractor, 50 janwar
& 22,389,630 cash tumhare naam karti hoon"
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Ladka = Dadi ye sab hai kaha.. ??
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Munde ne nva iPhone litta

ਮੁੰਡਾ - ਮੈ ਨਵਾ " i-phone" ਲਿੱਤਾ
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ਕੁੜੀ - ਵਾਹ ਜੀ......
ਕਿਹੜੀ Company ਦਾ ??
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ਮੁੰਡਾ - ਕੁਛ ਨੀ ...  ਤੂ ਘਰ ਜਾ !View Full

Result of changing the Job

RESULT OF CHANGING THE JOB: A passenger touched the taxi driver on the shoulder to ask him to stop. The driver screamed, lost control, nearly hit a bus,View Full

College Life means

College Life:

Means... 8 frnds, 1 bike but no petrol...
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Means... Exam night, 6 dufers & no notes...
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Means... Sitting on sea view, 6 smokerz & 1 cigarette...
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Shampoo Ke Sath Free Gift

Girl to Shopkeeper : Oye Mera Shampoo Ke
Sath Wala Free Gift Do.
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Shopkeeper: Jee Us Ke Sath
Koi Gift Nahi Hai.
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Girl: Bakwas Matt Karo,
Shampoo Pe Likha Hai...View Full

Jab LADKI Facebook pe tumse baat na kare

Jab “LADKI” Facebook pe tumse baat na kare
to usse kaise baat karoge”
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Zara socho yaar.. ??
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Are yaar bahut simple hai
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Uske WALL pe likh do..View Full

Pappu with girlfriend Italian in restaurant

To impress his girlfriend,
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Pappu took her to a very nice Italian restaurant.
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He picked up menu and ordered
Benigno Bergamini
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Develop the abilty to listen anything

Shakespear said:-
When you develop the abilty to listen to anything
without losing your temper and self-confidence.
It,s mean u have become educated.View Full

Can you leave your parents for me

Girl: What can you do for me ?
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Boy: Everything
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Girl: Can you leave your parents for me ..?
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Boy: Sorry dear, I cant leave my
old  God for a new Temple.View Full

You always carry my photo in your handbag

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,View Full