New way 2 wish Good Morning

G - Get up

O - Out of ur bed

O - Open ur eyes

D - Day has risen

M - Mobile beeps

O - One msg receivd

R - Read & Enjoy

N - N ever mind

I - Its justView Full

This was a missed call

One day Raja and Rani decided to send messages
to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile.

The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid "This was a missed call"View Full

Tan Mobile rakhna hi bekaar hai

♥ Sab to sohna mera yaar hai
Ohdi har ik gall vich pyar hai
Aawe na je ik din vich pHon usda
Tan mera mobile rakhna hi fer bekaar hai. ♥View Full

Teri photo mobile te wallpaper laayi e

ਤੂੰ ਹੋਵੇਂ ਨਾਂ ਅੱਖੀਆਂ ਤੋਂ ਦੂਰ ਸੱਜਣਾਂ,
ਏਸੇ ਕਰਕੇ ਮੈਂ ਇੱਕ ਜੁਗਤ ਬਣਾਈ ਆ,
ਤੇਰੀ ਫੋਟੋ ਸੋਹਣਿਆਂ ਵੇ ਮੈਂ,
Mobile ਤੇ Wallpaper ਲਾਈ ਆView Full

Kaho unki Jaan-e man ka phone hai

Larki ne boy frnd ko phone kia to us k bhanje ne phone uthaya. Larki: Apne uncle ko phone do. Bacha: Aap ka name? Larki: Apne uncle se kaho un ki Jaan-e man ka phone hai. jawab main bache ne jo kaha usay sun kar larki behosh ho gai. us ne masomiat se kaha:View Full

Doston mein hi zindagi hai

1st frnd: dekh meine naya mobile Liya..

2nd frnd: waah, chal party de.

Shaam ko wo hotel gaye
(after dinner)

2nd frnd: tumne hotel mein
khane ka intzaam kaise kiya.. ??
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Santa ko koi mobile pe tang

Santa ko koi mobile pe tang karta tha
Santa ne new sim card kharid kar tang
karne wale ko sms kiya
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“Meine woh sim band kar diya hai,View Full

Kehndi dass meri jean kinne di

ਕਲ ਮੈਨੂ ਕਾਲਜ 'ਚ ਆ ਕੇ ਕਹਿਣ ਲਗੀ
ਵੇ ਦੱਸ ਮੇਰੀ ਆਹ ਜੀਨ ਕਿਨੇ ਦੀ ਹੋਵੇਗੀ
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ਮੈ ਕਿਹਾ 1700 ਦੀ ਆView Full

Chor Santa ka mobile lekar bhaga

Ek chor Santa ka mobile lekar bhag raha tha.
Santa hasne laga
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Banta : Wo tumhare mobile ko lekar bhag raha hai
aur tum hans rahe ho.
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Santa : Bhagne do,
charger to mere paas hai! hahaView Full

papa main udna chahta hu

After watching movie
"Ye Jawani Hai Deewani"
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A boy to his father . .
boy - papa main udna chahta hu
girna chata hu,
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daudna bhi chahta hu
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bus rukna nai chahta.
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