Kanjoos ki biwi bimaar thi

Ek kanjoos ki biwi bimaar thi
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Light gyi to candle jala di.
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Aur bola
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Doctor lene jaa rha hu
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 Agar lage ki tum nhi bachogi
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To candle bujha dena :DView Full

Reasons Why You are my Friend

5 Reasons Why 'YOU' are my Friend:
1..........

2.........

3........

4......

5........

No Reason.
Bas meri mat maari gai c. :D :PView Full

Aisi Sirf MAA Hoti Hai

Meri Galtiyo Ko Wo Maaf Kar Deti Hai, Bahut Gusse Me Hoti Hai To B Pyar Deti Hai, Hotho Pe Uske Hmesha Dua Hoti Hai, Aisi Sirf aur Sirf "MAA" Hoti Hai....View Full

SINGHAM Effect on kids

SINGHAM Effect

Dad: Result kya aaya?
Boy: Aai chya gavat, fail ho gaya.

Dad: Besharam! Nalayak..
Boy: Kuch bhi karne ka,
Mera ego hurt nahin karne ka!

Dad: Aaj se teri pocket moneybandh.View Full

Train mein lutero ne zevar

Train mein lutero ne
ek ladki ke zevar loot liye...
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Log bole- shukar karo ki
izzat nahi looti...
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Ladki chillai: Tumhari maa ki
aankh saalo !!! >_<
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Glass toote to kya awaz aati hai

Glass toote to kya awaz aati hai ??

Crush.. ?? No! .

Crish.. ?? No! .

Thish.. ?? Nahi yaar! . . . .
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MAA ki awaaz aati hai "TOD DE TOD DE, SAB TOD DE, kuch baki mat rakh janwar kahi ka..View Full

Main FAN Maan de geetan da

Fan ਮੈਂ "Khant" ਵਾਲੇ ਦਾ,
ਜੋ "Hikk" ਤਾਣ ਕੇ ਖੜਦਾ.....
ਜੋ "Sach" ਦਾ ਪਹਿਰੇਦਾਰ,
ਤੇ "Jhooth" ਦੇ ਮੂਹਰੇ ਅੜਦਾ.....View Full

Kisi ne MAA Se Sawal Kiya

Kisi ne "MAA" Se Sawal Kiya Ke Agar
Aapke Qadmo Se Jannat Le Li Jaye or
Apse Kaha Jaye Ki Kuch or Manglo...
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To Aap Khuda Se Kya Mangogi... ??
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To "MAA" Ne Bahut Khubsurat
Jawab Diya Ki Mein Apni Aulaad KaView Full

Duniya ki best Biwi Padosi ke paas

Duniya ki best "MAA" to
har bete ke paas hoti hai,
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Lekin pata nahi duniya ki best "BIWI"
Padosi ke paas hi kyu hoti hai.. ?? :P :DView Full

Bimar Engineering Student

Bimar Engineering Student
Theek Nahi Ho Raha Tha,
Ek Din Uski Maa Usko Boli....
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Maa = Jaa kar Janwar Ke Doctor Ko Dikha,
To Hi Theek Hoga.. :-\
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Beta = Arey Jaanwaro Ke Doctor Ko Kyu..???
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